Badvertising – The Oozinator
You know what we're like here at hecklerspray – a cynical bunch of 'seen-it-all-before' types who probably wouldn't raise an eyebrow if a tidal wave annihilated a nunnery.
Yet sometimes something leave us absolutely speechless. One of them – and we've included in it our regular Badvertising feature for good reason – was this commercial for a highly questionable Super Soaker water pistol.
It's called The Oozinator. And – from the looks of this godforsaken TV spot – it's the kind of thing Gary Glitter could only dream about.
'Major pumping required'?
Unbe-fucking-leivable.
bad ads – That hair dye advert with Davina McCall ‘noutrisse means nourish – BYE MUM [in sarky man voice]‘.
She makes me cringe to the brink of vomiting in that ad – I would have more respect for her if she was shooting up for money
…with a kid rubbing his chest…another with his tongue sticking out…this is prime NAMBLA porn.
What management team approved this ad???
“Bisaya Money Maker“