You know what we're like here at hecklerspray – a cynical bunch of 'seen-it-all-before' types who probably wouldn't raise an eyebrow if a tidal wave annihilated a nunnery.
Yet sometimes something leave us absolutely speechless. One of them – and we've included in it our regular Badvertising feature for good reason – was this commercial for a highly questionable Super Soaker water pistol.
It's called The Oozinator. And – from the looks of this godforsaken TV spot – it's the kind of thing Gary Glitter could only dream about.
'Major pumping required'?
Unbe-fucking-leivable.


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bad ads – That hair dye advert with Davina McCall ‘noutrisse means nourish – BYE MUM [in sarky man voice]‘.
She makes me cringe to the brink of vomiting in that ad – I would have more respect for her if she was shooting up for money
…with a kid rubbing his chest…another with his tongue sticking out…this is prime NAMBLA porn.
What management team approved this ad???
“Bisaya Money Maker“
No one cares about your spam.
What management team approved this ad???