A double-whammy of commercial goodness for you today.
Yeah, yeah, it’s almost the end of January, 2009 has kicked in in earnest, and frankly you can’t be bothered sticking to an arbitrary plan you made to shed those pounds (simply because you managed to convince yourself for a brief second that this year might not be as soul-crushingly disappointing as the last one, and that your ambitions and schemes might actually work out without being shredded apart like so much worthless confetti)?
Awww, who are we to lecture you? What you need is the help of the good people behind AYDS. Take a look…
magnetite says
Weren’t these originally called ‘AIDS’ – at least here in Merrie Olde England? I’m sure the name change happened after the stark Public Service Announcements with the iceberg.
Anyway, I recommend Faerie food instead. It’s non-fattening, low in cholesterol and, as long as you don’t mind the eternity of captivity in Tir na n’Og, better than any diet pill.