Badvertising: Curtain Factory Outlet
What kind of story do you tell your kids?
The one about Goldilocks and the Three Bears, maybe? The timeless tale of Jack And The Beanstalk? Or that really silly, utterly implausible one about the guy who created the entire Earth in six days, can read your thoughts at all times and will strike you down with lightening if you touch your winky too much?
All very good. But none – none – are up to the standard of the Curtain Factory Outlet parable, as recited by this mother to a bewildered youngster.
Nice to see Matt Dillon still getting work, eh?
Thanks for that HS, my kids weren’t behaving very well of late and my repeated threats to strangle them both and bury them in a shallow grave in the bush, only for them to be dug up by facial-cancered Tassie devils and then eaten just weren’t working.
I showed them this little clip and now they’re as good as can be…