When you think of delicious meaty burgers oozing with grease, most people will imagine the golden arches of McDonald’s.

The core spokesman for the burger giant is Ronald McDonald. He is a larger than life clown who makes children plump by giving them fatty treats and artery clogging drinks.

At one point, McDonald’s appointed another clown like character by the name of Justin Timberlake. He was in charge of flogging off McDonalds limp salads that we’re designed to make you feel less guilty about visiting the fast food chain.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald seems to have undergone some sort of surgery to transform himself into a childbearing woman. This fifteen-second advert almost tries to make the new Tomato McGrand burger sexy. How a tranny clown rubbing his face in a windy room does this is beyond us. Instead, we get the impressions he/she will lob some ninja death stars at us.