So, it’s the weekend. You’re off work and away from the evils of school. What’s the best possible thing to do with your free time? If you’re the Dillon family, then looking at sofas seems to be just that.

Bugger off theme parks and paintballing! It’s all about the thrill of walking around an empty shop that always has a sale on.

Granddad wants a leather sofa because he’s a bondage fanatic. Gran wants leather and fabric because she likes to experiment. Sam asked for red and Suzie wanted flowers. Dad told them to piss off as he’s buying the bastard thing and won’t pay over £600 for something that cost £40 to make in China. Mum’s even tighter and won’t go over £300. The cheesy salesman rubbed his hands as he sold them something that’ll collapse and break just as the warranty expires.

But that doesn’t matter! In a year’s time they’ll be back for more comedy adventures in DFS when Sam gets his hand stuck down the back of the sofa and Granddad meets his mistress at the checkout.