Ah the 1980s. The decade that time forget. Not a lot of interesting stuff happened back then. All hecklerspray knows about the eighties is that it was full of horrible cheesy pop songs that haunt many student nightspots and wedding receptions every week.
Also, this period of time produced some now brilliantly dated TV that we watch regularly through UK Gold and ABC1. With its shockingly bad canned laughter and dodgy looking sets, 1980s TV made Big Brother look watchable. It was also a time when places like McDonalds were riding high, before science worked out that dimwits only eating shit food would end up obese. Still, on the plus side, fatties back then had 20 years twenty years of power-eating to look forward to before realising that consuming junk food is the equivalent of self harming and suing the nutsacks off McDonalds.
Anyway, somebody on the McDonalds marketing team in the 1980s must have cottoned onto the fact that crap songs sell well. Putting two and two together, they came up with five – resulting in this strange advertising song – complete with a McDonalds dance! If you wanted to publicly proclaim you were a total twat, then doing the arches with McDonalds was probably the fastest way. We really hope the people in this advert were lynched for crimes against music, acting and selling their soul to McDonalds.