Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
It’s been said that the only good thing to come out of the invention of the movie camera was the filming of all those super sexy Shirley Temple movies. If you read that first sentence without a second thought – then you are definitely a greasy pervert.
You may be in luck though, pervert, because we have a film for you that is definitely every bit a sexy as a Shirley Temple movie ever was. It features a completely naked alien. That’s right – we said you were lucky. And this naked alien doesn’t just sit there either – it blinks, looks around and pushed a button or something.
Now that’s a video worth watching. Also it’s worth watching because some people think it’s an actual live ET caught on film by it’s government captors.
We’re not ashamed to say that we have no idea where this video came from. We know where we found it – but everything we’ve seen are just articles wherein the author gives you their opinion on the authenticity of the piece. We haven’t seen an origin story, not that we’ve looked extensively mind you, but we have poked around the old internet.? The beginning of the clip actually says something like “due to blah blah blah must maintain anonymity at all cost blah blah blah‘ or something like that. That’s why you won’t find a source, apparently.
Remember the clip we showed you not too long ago where a petrified-looking alien was filmed in the Andes? Well this one could be considered a prequel. It shows the gray while it was still full of the zest of life before it became a hollowed out corpse, and it also shows the alien killing dozens of children with a light saber and then becoming Darth Vader. You know, like a prequel.
Classic, right? We wrote that.
But let’s get down to business – here’s the video.
That’s pretty short, right. It’s that sort of thing that makes you doubt any authenticity. If they’ve got an actual video of something like that, why post little tiny clips that have just a one minute running time? Is that enough to convince you it’s a fake? Well hold on a minute – people have actually looked into it. Like this guy from galacticroundtable.com – click here to see it.
Did you see that end bit where the guy who made the video said this:
“I have designed and built numerous life sized audio animatronic characters… and in my opinion, this footage is not CGI and if it is animatronic, it rivals footage created by a big budget production.”
Notice he didn’t say it was definitely real. Nobody knows that except the person who originally ‘leaked’ it. It does look pretty good though – not beyond the reach of a major Hollywood studio, but those kinds of places have better things to do than troll nerds.
Usually.