Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Man Who Shot Two Aliens
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February 26th, 2007 at 15:30 by Shawn Lindseth
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts or just the plain unexplainable.
This week: Aliens/Government Conspiracy
We've got a weird one for you today. Phil Schneider is a ex-government geologist who claims, among other things, to have encountered a colony of aliens underground. On the next page we have a link to a YouTube page where he tells of his experience for about six and a half minutes. It's a strange story, no doubt about that, and hecklerspray is hesitant to believe it - but the way Schneider met his end, ironically, seems to lend him quite a bit of credibility.
Want details? They're on the next page.
Phil Schneider was a guy with one crazy story. We'll let him sum it up:
"To give you an overview of basically what I am, I started off and went through engineering school. Half of my school was in that field, and I built up a reputation for being a geological engineer, as well as a structural engineer with both military and aerospace applications. I have helped build two main bases in the United States that have some significance as far as what is called the New World Order. The first base is the one at Dulce, New Mexico. I was involved in 1979 in a fire fight with alien humanoids, and I was one of the survivors. I'm probably the only talking survivor you will ever hear. Two other survivors are under close guard. I am the only one left that knows the detailed files of the entire operation. Sixty-six Secret Service agents, FBI, Black Berets and the like, died in that fight. I was there."
Strange, right? And downright unbelievable. If you watch the video we've got to share with you, you'll see that Schneider's speaking style doesn't really help his case at all. He seems nervous in front of all those people, and has trouble delivering his speach with any amount of fluidity. It all seems like he should be easy to write off.
And as you may have guessed, Schneider was huge into the government conspiracy business. His accusations include everything from government earth quake devices to government made super-space ships to railroad cars built to contain anyone who opposed the government.
It's all too bizarre. Schneider seems so far out there that only a lunatic would believe him, right? But then there's the way he died. Before his death his ex-wife stated he told family and friends:
"Philip always told his friends and relatives, that if he ever "committed suicide" you would know that he had been murdered."
Schneider was on the touring circuit for the last two years of his life, during which he'd talk to people about everything we've listed above and more. Then he turned up dead in his apartment. His body was rotting for about a week before it was discovered, and the initial cause of death was ruled to be a stroke. His ex-wife went to see him in the funeral home, and she said she felt uncomfortable about his cause of death. She also said:
"A day later, I received a call from the Clackamas County Detectives, that the funeral director had found "something" around Philip's neck. An autopsy was performed at the Multnomah County Medical Examiner's office (in Portland, Oregon) by Dr. Gunson, and she determined that Philip had committed suicide by wrapping a rubber cathater hose three times around his neck, and half-knotting it in front."
See how it's a sudden suicide? Schneider's ex goes on to list why Phil would never, and could never, have killed himself that way. One of the reasons being Schneider had a severely mangled left hand which would have had considerable trouble wrapping the hose around his neck three times that tightly and tying it in a knot. He lost several fingers in a fight where he killed a grey alien. The creature blasted him with a blue laser beam or something, and Schneider got seriously jacked up from it. He gives an account of that particular battle in the video - watch for the stubby hand.
So is Schneider telling the truth? Is the US government really involved in so much secrecy and evil-doing? We sure hope not. But a lot of people seem to think Schneider spoke gospel truth. Watch the video…
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February 26th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
He sort of looks a bit like an alien himself. CONSPIRACY?
February 26th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
[...] From Shawn Lindseth hecklerspray.com: We’ve got a weird one for you today. Phil Schneider is a ex-government geologist who claims, among other things, to have encountered a colony of aliens underground. On the next page we have a link to a YouTube page where he tells of his experience for about six and a half minutes. It’s a strange story, no doubt about that, and hecklerspray is hesitant to believe it - but the way Schneider met his end, ironically, seems to lend him quite a bit of credibility. [...]
February 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
[...] that. But the way Schneider met his end, ironically, seems to lend him quite a bit of credibility. [link] [...]
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:24 am
Maybe Schneider was sincere, but being used. Maybe the whole incident was staged knowing he would eventually tell what the ‘powers that be’ wanted him to tell. Maybe he was paid big bucks to do this performance for the same reason. It seems our government is doing all they can to get us to believe in UFO’s and pretend they are trying to hide all the evidence. This is one of the oldest tricks in the book. William Cooper was sincere and he was set-up by the government he trusted to begin with. He was used as a patsy to pass along info the government wanted passed and people ate it up. Before he died he confessed he knew he had been ‘had’. Read his work MajestyTwelve to get that story. He was allowed to live as long as he played the part he was setup to play and killed when he saw the truth. I believe the only aliens and UFO’s are the ones presented by our government. Common sense would tell most thinking people if ET’s exist and want to harm us, they could have done that centuries ago. If they were helpful, they would find a more ligitimate way other than secretly abducting folks and scaring the hell out of them. BTW if the rapture occurs, think twice before rushing out to be ‘caught up’. It might not be what you expect.
March 9th, 2008 at 11:49 am
IMHO, there is truth to what he’s saying. I mean, by the sound of things the only reason he got out was a combination of nearly being killed, and having his father die and in his own words “haven’t gone back to pick up the cheques.”.
Thing is, that I recently came across a program called Atlantis, Alien visitation, and genetic manipulation, where the author goes into length about historical accounts of alien interaction with humanity as a part of it, and ties them all into the current state of affairs. It wasn’t until I went to research for myself, that I am starting to put alot of weight that this guy’s story isn’t in the least bit far fetched…
We are litterally at the point now where we might as well take EVERY single politician and put them in front of a Jury and if they don’t answer all the questions that they will be removed from office. I mean that seriously, especially for the catholics out there… have you actuallly READ the bible?? I swear for the few grains of GOOD that catholocism clings onto doesn’t even come close to making up for the vengeance… For real, do you honestly think that someone or something could get THAT pissed off over an APPLE?!?!?! REALLY?
Sorry, a little off topic. Honestly, it only takes a little bit of time to do a bit of research about freemasons, the illuminati, and the history of the ‘elites’ of society. Not many people are aware that Bush AND Gore have a common ancester (Charlemagne). Obama fits in the family tree too. Again… just to say, don’t take my word for it… I’m just a lowlie construction grunt… when I first came across this stuff I thought it was absolutely insane… but oddly enough it was compelling enough that I felt I had to disprove him somehow… and in all honesty, it’s almost sickening.