She was a pop muppet marketed as a punk, he was a singer in a band that opportunistically tried to cash in on Blink 182's popularity, can we make it any more ob-vi-urrrrrrrrrs? Avril Lavigne has got married to Deryck Whibley.
You'll all know who Avril Lavigne is, of course – she's the tiny wee singer who did that Sk8ter Boi song and is solely responsible for all the little girls who walked around in skinny ties for about a month four years ago. And Deryck Whibley is the singer in pretend punk band Sum 41. Come on, you remember Sum 41 – they did that song, that famous song… no, come to think of it, we don't really who Deryck Whibley is either. But look, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley got married at the weekend, OK?
Young love is a beautiful thing to witness. And even more beautiful than young love is young love between a skinny drunk girl with a guitar who – yikes – writes songs for Kelly Clarkson and a shouty man who looks a bit like that bloke from How I Met Your Mother would if he had facioscapulohumeral muscular dystrophy. That's right – Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley got married on Saturday.
It's not really a surprise that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have got married – they were engaged, after all – but here, for all you weirdos who like reading wedding details, are the wedding details, courtesy of People magazine:
At the outdoor, non-denominational ceremony, Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father, John, to Mendelssohn's "Wedding March." She wore a Vera Wang gown and carried a bouquet of white roses. The couple said their vows under an awning decorated with white flowers in front of 110 guests, including family and friends from their native Ontario. Once the groom had kissed the bride, guests tossed rose petals at the newlyweds as they walked back up the aisle.
After the wedding, guests were to be treated to an outdoor cocktail hour before the reception, including a sit-down dinner, under a tent on the estate. In contrast to the all-white ceremony, the reception will have a red theme, with centerpieces of red roses and other flowers. The couple's first dance is expected to be to the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris."
Now that she's married, Avril Lavigne has said that she'll calm her infamously angsty ways a little. She's preparing her third album at the moment, and she's said that:
"there's going to be some love songs on there. That's what I feel, so that's what I'm going to end up writing."
Meanwhile, it's expected that Deryck Whibley will write a number of love songs dedicated to Avril Lavigne on the new Sum 41 album, which you'll probably be able to pick up in the HMV bargain bin for 12p before Christmas.
Read more:
Avril Lavigne Marries Deryck Whibley – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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heyyy !
you two are cuteee!♥
i never thought she would actually settle down let alone get married but good for her a rock couple how perfect
oi avril lis great dont diss her sour old b****rd
y did u get married or go blonde i liked the brown im upset about this ur my fave singer and i always wanted to be like u now i dont really want to my fave soneg tat u rote is my world u were my idol now i dont no wat to think of u i mean ur still my fave singer but i would at least like it if u dye ur hair brown again. ur biggest fan katie.
GOOD CONGRULATIONS…LOVE U SO MUCH …FARA7
i m happy that you are marreid but i m so sad .couse i wouldent like to see you on married
I love avril and I LOVE avrıl others now…..ı wısh married her
:(:(:(: I AM CARRÄ°NG NOW
Hey av. Well i am happy you got married to deryk and erthing gurl but u know, i know you didnt change because of him or nutin but i dont like how you turned girly. I love that you got married. But na i dont like the new look. U rocked out loud before. I m buying your cd today. “The best damn thing” really is the best damn thing. I am happy You and deryk were both born in ontario i am from toronto. Toronto is da shit yo! Now i live in ATL, gerogia u gotta tour here my ma is buying tickets if u do. I hope to meet you soon. and if u email me at Skatergirl NF@aol.com we can chat i hope u got time fo me..
Your Biggest fan Almsot sister,
Nadine
da new look………………..no never…………..i loved da punky side of yours……i alwayz try being lyke u ………….wearing dose punky stuffs……………..ur fans lyke u most bcoz ur punky ………….N HEY WATS RONG IF U MARRIED YO GUY……………………………..NUFFIN CUMS IN DA WAY OF LOVE………….U GUYZ LOOK AWSUM 2GETHER………….WAY 2 GO…………..
y does this site always write bad things about ppl? avril n deryck r cute 2gether. dey both rok
I have a slight confession to make. I love Avril. Who the hell is Derek Wobbly when he’s at home?
Avril Lavigne and that mongoloid BF of hers are about as punk as Elmo, fuck off and die you musical yeast infections
i like avril i admit i liked her more when she had that punk style becuase it belonged to her but she is older now tell me wuts wrong with growing up and getting married??? you people shouldnt get down on other people just because theyy grow up
I think Derek is a mother fucking stupid idiotic asshole cock sucking son of a BITCH!!!!
I will personally kill him!/I LOVE AVRIL…shes HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell if had know Avril had that poor of taste in men..sheez I would have asked her out!
I love Avril!!!! But i dont like the guy she married. BUT CONGRATS AVRIL!!! I Hope she is happy with him. I REALLY DONT LIKE THE BLONDE AND THE GIRLY LOOK!!! WHY COULDN’T SHE JUST STAY WITH THE BROWN AND PUNKY LOOK?!?!?!?!!!!!
Sigh*……..I LOVE U ANYWAYS AVRIL!
Avril u rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that uv softened up a bit but not totally briteney spears, still keepin that punk heart. ur kinda an inspiration to me, coz i used to be quite girly but now i like skulls and studded belts and black and dark pink and stuff.
avril i love you so much. avril you are so cool. avril can you please come to australia. YOU YOU ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
I LOVE YOU.
why you have to go n make things so complicated…i like your song complicated… ok now we change the topic…hey…hey…whats up avril???i don’t believe you marry with deryck, coz you beutiful n deryck is…… whatever!!!
i’m sorry avril…but i hope you happy with deryck…
from your greatest fan gaby……
Can I please point out to you fans that Avril has most likely not read or even heard of this site.
Translation: “u fnz ned 2 no Avril duz not reed diz site ore no nutn bout it”
why do all you idiots think that Avril wrote that article? Or will be reading your comments? Or indeed would even be on Hecklerspary unless she had a serious machostic streak?
“shouty man who looks a bit like that bloke from How I Met Your Mother would if he had facioscapulohumeral muscular dystrophy”
awesome, keep up the good work.
hey avril u and deryk are soooooooooooo cute together!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!! You made a fucking site about this do you have anything better to do then rip on people? For once i’d like to go on a site about an artist I really like and see and read good true things about her, instead of reading this bullshit why don’t you keep your damn opinions to yourself! Avril barely even fucking drinks she’s in love maybe you should find it!
why did she get married with him does she make her happy do they turely love each other do they?????????
I LOVE YOU TOO AVRIL 12 YEARS OLD I AM FROM TURKEY SENÄ° SEVÄ°OM TÃœRKÄ°YEDE EN BÃœYÃœK HAYRANANIM
YOU GOT MARRIED AND HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW THAT
hey avril i love ur music but its like u have gone really girly u were my idol i mean my dad never wanted me to be like u but i said yes because u were my idol now u have gone all girly i love ur music but u dnt make any new cds im really upset but ur still my idol and fav singer
ur biggest fan
sinny
i think that we people who love our rock princess avril lavigne we should support her she is trying to move on with her life ye sure she gone a little girly mabee its because she a wife now she is starting to grow up and theres no prob with that so we all should support this marrige we are her friends so support her and you never know she could be pregant and need our help so please just support her even if she dont know us.
avril why did u get married its not like u did he push u in 2it ur fansong kong
why did you get married i lke you the way you were i mean its like you hate you fans now i think thatur new boyfriend has stoped youfrom singing n im pissed ff now i feel so upset ow coz ur married ll its ur lifesoim happy for n you ok reall big an huk
MY SIS IS A COCK SUCKING BITCH
Your married!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS…. Im a great fan of yours. Well, you two with Deryck are perfect match.. ‘Best Wishes….
AVRIL u rock but i admit im a lot like u i was all punky but now i have turned a lil girly now im punk again and i see ur not no worries im my own person ur fan
LUCY SUCK MY BRO LOL
china rules CHINA CHINA
heyyyyyyyyyyya avril i lovee u but the guy ur wiv hes gay theres a pic of him kissin zac effron yuck!!! xx
soo whaat!! doesent mean he gay
shes awesome and she should be happy!