Hey! Hey! You! You! Do you want to dress like an obnoxious, self-important, mostly clueless twonklord?
You do? Well that's just fantastic, because Avril Lavigne is bringing out her very own clothing line. And, best of all, every garment is loosely based on an item of clothing that Avril Lavigne actually owns!
Now you too can experience the thrill of people stopping you on the street and asking if you're Avril Lavigne. You'll also be able to experience the uncomfortable beating that you'll get when you reply "No, but I love Avril Lavigne so much that I bought a range of clothes specifically to make me look like her," but let's not dwell on that. Avril Lavigne! Yay!
For every fact that you knew about Avril Lavigne – that she's still unable to spell the word 'skater' correctly and that she's married to a man who looks like a Boglin – there's a fact that you didn't know. For instance, today we learnt that Avril Lavigne had probably the lamest-ever childhood nickname we've ever heard. Abbey Dawn. See? What does that even mean?
You know how we discovered that about Avril Lavigne? It's because it's the name of Avril Lavigne's new clothing line. That's right – Avril Lavigne is following in the footsteps of Kate Moss and Lily Allen and creating a range of clothes, perfect for the woman who can look herself in the eye and say 'I'm not afraid to dress like a scruffy schoolgirl even though I'm a 32-year-old legal secretary with a mortgage.' E! Online reports:
The 23-year-old pop star has partnered with manufacturer Jerry Leigh to be the face of Abbey Dawn, a new junior's lifestyle brand, featuring jewelry and apparel inspired by Lavigne's personal style. "I actually am the designer," Lavigne told USA Today of the venture. "What's really important to me is that everything fits well and is well-made, so I try everything on and approve it all." The singer said the Abbey Dawn line would include "a lot of hot pinks and blacks and stars and purple and zebra. Basically, everything I wear."
What a lovely thing for Avril Lavigne to do. After all, there's no greater gift that a star can give their fans than the gift of charging them to wear clothes that are a bit like the clothes she wears. Avril Lavigne knows how to treat people well. When she isn't hawking stringy globs of spittle at them, that is.
The Avril Lavigne Abbey Dawn clothing line goes on sale exclusively at Kohl's, with the products going on sale for July. But if you can't wait to see what the Avril Lavigne clothing line will look like, why not check out The Rubinoos clothing line. We hear they're quite similar.
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mst3kster says
Avril Lavigne, humanitarian. Yep,that’s right! Her new line of clothing could save lives and maybe give immortality to her few idolizing fans.
Abbey Dawn – clothing you wouldn’t be caught dead in.
munch says
Her clothing style is the worst. If more kids wear that sort of black skulls on pink tights type of thing, I will scream.
derya says
ı love you avril lavigneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee her clothing style is the worst.
isabella says
wut in the fuck?! avril lavigne is not wut u DUMB people describe her as. go to HOING TOWN!!!!! i wouldnt expect u to know what that is fart bags
keri says
I luv ur clothes!!! Where do u get the clothes???
Marcia says
OMFG.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PATHETIC!!
no offence.
but you’re slating avril just because
she decided to produce a clothing line for kids.
do you know how many kids out there will now be
thrilled that shes decided to do this?
yeah. a lot. and to be honest. i may be 15, but fucking hell, yeah im god damn excited to buy some stuff from the line!! And, im not afraid to admit it.
Avril is a great singer and designer and personally,
i think her clothes are fucking awesome.
i know everybody is entitled to their own opinion
and shit, but come on, your probably just mega jealous of her. So grow up and stop dragging her down just because shes decided to do something nice for her fans. I dont see you writing shit about kate moss and lily allen because they decided to launch a clothing line, so why write it about avril?? ehh?? So lay off her for once.
Im not some stupid little fan who’s totally obsessed with avril and wants to stand up for her and shit, but i just dont like to see you lot writing loads of bull shit and bad stuff about people.
Get a life losers.
x
yasmin says
**Dear Avril Take My Advice Ur Clothes Rock I Want 2 Be Punk Just Like U Im 9 And I will have 5 percings when i be older
avril lavigne says
haha
punkbabe says
all u IDIOTS with no stile SHUT UP!!! Avrils clothes RuLE !!!!!! I have like 10 of her out fits !!!!!!!!!!!!!
gir says
A fool and her money are soon parted by totally rad cool clothes for idiots
rachel says
Avril rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril fan 4 ever says
I love avril lavigne and her style too.i think that abbey dawn is the best thing that avril ever made 4 her fans.
And i’m nota fan who want to seem avril lavigne.
Layane says
Avril Lavigne vc e d++
Amber says
Avril Your Clothes Rock I Want To Be A Punk Just Like You Your Clothes Rock I Wanna Be Like You I Am Your Number 1 Fan !
From
Amber
Aged 9
gir says
Jesus Christ where the fuck are your parents
paulinarivas says
omg!i cant wait to get the plaid skirt and the white shirt with a plaid tie absoulutelty love it.
Paulina Rivas
age:11
shafix says
you are the best ……………..
nicole says
avril lavigne isn’t a punk, wtf. sid vicious was a punk, the sex pistols are punk, the exploited are punk. yeah sure avril lavigne’s music is okay, but she isn’t a punk, some of her clothes are pretty cool, but there’s nothing punk about her.
Ellex says
marcia was totally right everyone is intitled to there own opion about avril but the losers who wrote all that crap stop it would avril write that bout’ u if u had a new fashion line??????????????????????
NO cause she isn’t mean like u losers she is cool and marcia said she does it for her fans and i’m one of those fans and i buy all the cds and the clothes so it’s upsetting to think that people could be so cruel to avril or anyone in the world come to think of it what has she ever done to u???????????? exsactly nofin so lay off and leave her alone cause one day it will all come bak in your faces get over with it and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx
arabella says
avril is so cool and she is not punk and i thilk she is very prity and her songs rock i love all of them. and evrybody say she is punk and im like wat the hel she is not punk. and i wish she was my sis
Shooty* says
You know what?
Would.
From
Shooty*
Aged 9
Yes, I am aware I am turning into The Todd from scrubs.
Anna Templeton says
Avril please reply i buy all your clothes i have bought all single’s and albums and have been to all of your tours i am your number 1!!!!! fan Avril you so so so so rock i have hundreds of punk stuff like skulls studs i have learned to play the guitar and i have wrote song’s and i go to a stage school
and i always sing 1 of your songs when i get asked to sing which is all the time!!
they always say i have got very good song taste i like to sing all of your songs that have alot of bits when you have to go high 1 of them is damn cold night avril i really luv you so so so much dont care what people say about your fashion line cause i know it will rock and belive me i will buy them dont listen to the big LOSERS OK cause they dont know what thier thalking about
bye Avril if you can please text back
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by the way best damn thing totally rocked
leeann says
honestly what crawled up youre butt and died?
avrils clotes are the cutest and most awesome just because us teens are wearing her clothes and not hollister or ambercrombie dosent mean that you should criticize her personaly i think her style is a loot better than most people her age because shes not afraid to show a little of that child ish side of her get over youre selfs and find that thing thats dead up youre butt and stop criticizing the actors and actresses that make there own clothes for there fans and you know it rocks
PornAndComplainingSucks says
Don’t you guys got something better to do? O.M.G! Okey I know avril is’nt the best designer, but that does’nt mean you HAVE to show every one on internet that you have serius problems on things to do! Two words: PORE YOU:P
Sho Sho says
she is punk and she has made that statement when she was 19 and now shes 24 sooo she kinda isnt that much punk anymore and if you have actually studied her (like me) who has been her biggest fan since 2002 so you can shut up
SAm says
So awsome avril clothes rule and im getting them all and im so proud i wont want to wear nothing more then just all avril clothes once i have all the stuff i need it avrils clothing line all the way baby ive been a big fan ever since i layed ears on her music one day back in like 2002 2003 id say i was in a car heard her on the radio bought her cd and loved her ever since hmmmppppppp
mrs PuNK!!! says
REALLY GIR REALLY LIKE TO SEE UR STYLE!!!!!!
Samantha Griffey says
Hey People, whoever that is that keeps saying these clothes are for no good, Your WRONGQ!!! People look up to her and she at least inspires kids to express themselves freely instead of having their shamey parents make them wear ugly ass shit! I think her new line of clothing is awesome!! Now everyone needs to back off. Just because you dont like her and her songs doesnt mean others dont. If you dont like her, then why are you even looking on here. If you dont like the clothes and think they are a waste of time, dont buy them. But i bet you anything that if your favorite singer or idol or something came out with a line of clothes you’d buy them in an instant,So shut the hell up!!!
magnetite says
The Lewis Black clothing collection for angry men? Yes, I’d be on that shit like a roach on a dead mouse.
Unless HS does T-shirtas? Hmm?
euclid says
I love avril’s clotes too.
euclid says
Bad spelling makes you appear retarded, not cool; try again. Actually, don’t. Ever.
Thank you.
euclid says
Avril’s biggest fan is a mental dwarf! In both senses. Well what are the odds of that? (hint: sun coming up tomorrow= 1-1, although I’ll give you 1-5 if you like.)
TiNy says
LISTEN UP TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT IS SUM HATERS AND ARE HATEN ON AVRIL LAVIGNE I AM AVRIL’S #1 FAN AND I AIN’T GOING TO LIE CUZ AVRIL LAVIGNE ROCKS AND HER CLOTHING STYLE ROCKS PLUS SHE HAS REALY GOOD CLOTHES WITCH AIN’T NO LIE SO YALL HATERS OUT THERE NEED TO STOP HATEN ON AVRIL LAVIGNE WLL I AM DONE HERE OH AND IF YALL HAVE SOMTHEN TO SAY BOUT AVRIL LAVIGNE THAT IS RUDE THEN SAY IT TO HER FACE THEN MUMDLEN UNDER NEATH YOU’R BREATH OR SAYING IT TO SOME ONE ELSE PLUS IF YALL DON’T HAVE NOTHEN NICE TO SAY THEN DON’T SAY NOTHEN AT ALL NO DO YOU GET WAT I AM SAYEN !!!!!!HATERS!!!!!!
TiNy says
I NOGURL PEOPLE KEEP ON RUNING THERE MOUTH WHEN THEY TRY TO DO SOMTH WHEN THEY NO THEY CANT DO NOTHEN SO SAMANTHA GRIFFEY I AM WITH YOU BUT EUCLID NEEDS TO SHUT THE HELL UP BEFOR SOMEONE SHUTS HIM UP FOR HIM AND HIS RAGDY SELF
rakina says
i love avril she rocks and so does her clothes u guys r all mean u huav nothing to do i cant believe all u haters u suck u r such a snob u r all just jealous and everyone is entitled to their own opion and i love avril her music, clothes, and her personality rocks and i would have all u haters know that i have almost all here songs on my ipod and im getting the rest she RRRRROOOOCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS
christina says
Avril lavigne is godness and she has perfect songs!
Maddie says
Hey Idiot what are you a tottal Geek that knows nothing! I happen to be an A student that adores Avril you idiot! You dont even know 0+0!
goth girl says
well i disagree with that because i am a goth and i like her clothes so dont dis
brooke simmons says
OMG!! i know right?? she is the BEST EVER. All these hoes up there just jealous!
brookie says
you are SOOOO right! they just hoes that ar jealous!!
brookie says
i know!! her clothes are wonderful, she is wonderful!! i am concidered an emo/scene myself, so i understand that some judgers like these hoes aren’t going to give up, but i state my mind. AVRIL LAVIGNE IS THE BEST.
brooke simmons says
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brookie says
fo real me too shes aesome
Ayanna says
Do you guys know those earbud sweaters? Where can I get them?
anna says
where do you buy avril lavignes clothes! i want to know!
anna says
can you tell me where you get avril lavigne’s outfits?
cHai says
yeah and i want 2 see her.i like her out fit and her make up like EMO i have a question where did he find a color pink 4 her hair coz i want it too i want a new song im soooo excited 4 her newest song I LOVE YOU AVRIL LAVIGNE wish more songs come.,.,,.,.,
cHai says
yeah,.,.,yeah,.,.,.yeah,.,.,. i want 2 kn0w where AVRIL LAVIGNE buy that.i wish AVRIL LAVIGNE resp0nd i want 2 know too were heshe buy that,.,.,
brook gagnon says
hi I love you . my nana says when I turn 13 she will make me look exacly like you . you are my fave rock star . yay! avril lavigne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AvrilLavigneLuverNo.1 says
omg
i luv the clothes and the songs
i luv u avril, i especially luv the hair on the front cover of Goodbye Lullaby, and the dress in alice
if u dont like avril dont say anything bout her as she is the most awesome, so just fuck off and get a life leav her alone shes done nothing wrong, shes just livin an awesome life how she wants 2
brandy says
i love her she is awesome i have 13 of her shirts and 11 pairs of her pants (abbey dawn)
i love avril lavigne says
if u need avril lavigne cloes u can go to the tyler mall and look for abbey dawn