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Sandra Bullock Wins Teen Choice Award, Does A Funny Dance

by Stuart Heritage

When Sandra Bullock comes to look back on 2010, it’s likely that all she see is a slate of total misery.

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Peter Crouch Allegedly Humps Teenage Hooker, Gets Screamed At

by Stuart Heritage

Tell you what, though, we’ve never wanted to guzzle a tube of Pringles more than we do right this instant.

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Eminem & Rihanna ‘Love The Way You Lie’ Video: DECODED

by Stuart Heritage

Good news! Eminem is back with a brand new album that everybody is really trying very hard to like.

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Gigantic News: Emma Watson Changes Her Haircut A Bit

by Stuart Heritage

First Daniel Radcliffe steps out with a girl and now Emma Watson has given herself a haircut.

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SLACKERJACK – IQ Ball

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s deal with the most important part first – we don’t know why this is called IQ Ball. There’s a ball in it, yes, and it may well have an IQ. We just don’t know. It’s never made explicit. Really, IQ Ball should be called Grabby Sticky Hand Get The Target Ball or something, because [...]

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Amy Winehouse Takes On The Zulus

by Stuart Heritage

So yesterday we told about the fight that Amy Winehouse had with Mischa Barton. In retrospect, that was nothing.

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Cheeky Girls To Imminently Assault Us With Acting Career

by Stuart Heritage

They may have just notched up their 150th straight year of turning up at parties in impractical clothing and just sort of hanging around, but the Cheeky Girls aren’t ones to rest on their laurels. Sure, this tactic may have landed them one novelty single, a short-lived reality TV show and a romance with an [...]

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New Taylor Swift Song Out Early Because Some Idiots Like It

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, you! Can’t wait to get your hands on Mine, the new single by pop-country sensation Taylor Swift?

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Justin Bieber’s 3D Extravaganza Already In Trouble

by Stuart Heritage

On paper, a 3D Justin Bieber concert movie is the most perfect idea of all time. Everyone loves Justin Bieber.

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SLACKERJACK – Waterfalls 2

by Stuart Heritage

It’s time for one of those Slackerjacks that’s all dreamy and pianoy and stuff. Waterfalls 2 doesn’t even have any guns in it or anything. This is how to look after your female readers. Anyway, Waterfalls 2 involves directing particles of coloured light into a container with arrows. It’s not particularly difficult, but it looks [...]

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