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Slackerjack – The Birdinator

by Shawn Lindseth

Imagine, if you will,that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a drunken laser-eyed turkey instead of a robotic governor from the future sent back to destroy the Kennedy’s once-good name. Now imagine that as this turkey he zaps passive owls, eats batteries, slurps up mosquitoes and seems a tad preoccupied with flying south for the winter. Weird turkey, [...]

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Russell Brand & Katy Perry Not Doomed, Get Pre-Marriage Counseling

by Shawn Lindseth

A good sign for an impending marriage is that it’s not a California gay one. Those types of marriages never make it, possibly because of the lawyers and what-not. As far as non-California, non-gay marriages go though, Katy Perry & Russell Brand will probably have a great one. After all – they share a barber, [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Scandinavian Ghost Rockets

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Rocket Ghosts, as is common knowledge, are the spirits left behind by long since exploded aerodynamic artillery. The most commonly sighted ghost [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Guy’s House Targeted By Aliens?

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Typical alien harassment includes your bed being surrounded by little green men in the middle of the night, or your car being [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Claude Vorilhon, The Guy Who Had Dinner With Jesus & Moses And Then Effed Some Robots

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. If we said it once we said it a million times – the main problem of most modern religion is none of [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Beast of the Land Between the Lakes

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. That’s a pretty long name for a monster, isn’t it? We prefer something like ‘Nessie’ as it’s two short syllables that really [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Reportedly True Tale Of The Bunnyman

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The Bunnyman is a strange legend that originated somewhere in Virginia. Some say he’s an escaped convict who successfully evaded an attempt [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Politician Pays To Have Her Legs Broken

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Normally in this space we tell you awesome stories of space-aliens, ghosts and monsters eating your mom’s gross boobies on an A-1 [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Haunted Radio in the Haunted Museum

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Ghosts have been known to haunt a lot of things. Old houses, hotels and battlefields are among the most popular. They’ve been [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Invisible Goblin Vs. The Glowing Schoolboy

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The worst torment hecklerspray ever had to endure while in school was a ring of really old prostitutes surrounding our building and [...]

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