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Awesome or Off-Putting: Another Roswell Alien Testimonial

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. When that weather balloon crashed in New Mexico all those years ago, it certainly was an inconvenience. Seriously – think of all [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Weird Broadcasting Russian Numbers

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. For at least twenty years the ice-cold country of Russia has been beaming out a strange, non-stop radio transmission. Nobody outside of [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Haunted Plane Parts of EA Fight 401

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. 101 people died when Eastern Airlines flight 401 crashed into the Florida Everglades. It was a horrible accident caused when the crew [...]

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You! Buy J.D. Salinger’s Toilet! For One Million U.S.!

by Shawn Lindseth

There’s a definite theme to the breaking news today. First we learned that Russell Brand will Queef in front of anybody or something, and now we’re learning that you, yes you – can buy a toilet that once proudly gulped down several pounds of J.D. Salinger’s dookey on a daily basis. For the sickos out [...]

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Slackerjack – Binuka

by Shawn Lindseth

You know how at the circus you always see a beautiful woman strapped to a big wheel spinning while some blind folded guy throws knives at her? Well cross that with Tetris and you’ve got Binuka. The blocks drop just like in Tetris – but the board spins. You use the arrow buttons, but left [...]

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Russell Brand Has Pretty Bad Farts, Says Fart Sniffing Katy Perry

by Shawn Lindseth

Ah true love – a time when you can finally cast aside wondering whether or not somebody loves you, and bask in the knowledge that they surely do. Especially if they told you so from inside the television. You know, like if your lover is a celebrity that you’ve never met in person, but every [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Uses The Word Retard, Gets In Trouble. That’s So Gay.

by Shawn Lindseth

As the world knows all too well – there are certain words that are just off limits. There’s the N-Word, obviously. And there’s the big C, which we’ve been informed on several occasions we cannot use around camel-toed women. You can say cunt around female atheists though. It’s because they have no soul. Other words [...]

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The Marriage Of Katherine & Joe Jackson Is Deader Than Their Cold & Clammy Son

by Shawn Lindseth

Well that’s it. The one true Hollywood love story is coming to a close. Also Katherine & Joe Jackson are calling it quits after 60 years of marriage. As we understand it the last straw was when Katherine caught Joe belt-whipping Michael’s corpse and telling it to rot better. Because that’s supposed to be what [...]

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Jesse James Dates Girl With Skin That Will Look Fine In 50 Years

by Shawn Lindseth

Sometimes hecklerspray likes to sit back and imagine up a perfect girl for us. She’s got boneless noodle arms & the body of a female Ghengis Khan. We haven’t found her yet, but we’re patient. And lonely. Jesse James definitely has a type too – and until recently we thought that type was ‘Adopted a [...]

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Slackerjack – Skull Kid

by Shawn Lindseth

Video games these days just aren’t as violent as they used to be. Sure there’s more shooting, burning, blowing things up and prostitute raping, but we just don’t think that sort of thing matches up to Frogger. Seriously – remember how he used to get squished? Halo’s got nothing on getting squished. Thank goodness then [...]

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