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Dollhouse Season 2: Terminators & Interracial Sex. Possibly.

by Robyn Wilder

Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse! It’s a whole lot of fun, with prizes to be won, it’s the real crazy show where anything goes… Wait, no – that’s Pat Sharp’s Fun House. We always get the two confused. Anyway, Dollhouse – the hit US show about zombified (kinda) prostitutes (ish) who live in a spa (sort of) [...]

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Young Aryan Transsexual Makes Brave Life Choices For Mediocre Eurodisco

by Robyn Wilder

What would you get if you went back in time, kidnapped Aled Jones before his voice broke, transported him to Germany to whip off his bits, turned them inside-out like a glove, then gave him a blonde asymmetrical fringe, and access to bland music software? You’d get Teutonic transgender pop sensation, Kim Petras. Or that [...]

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Shakira Is A Wolf And SHE WILL EAT YOU

by Robyn Wilder

WARNING: Popular contortionist and nutbag yodeller Shakira has gone feral and may have killed no or more men. It’s true. Last week, two eyewitness videos appeared on YouTube showing the diminutive singer grievously attacking two men in New York City. Now literally fives of YouTubers across the globe have posted similar videos, in which many [...]

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