Normally I’d be against ragging on people for the way they look. But this post is about Justin Bieber and it’s pretty well known that he’s an enormous cockwomble, so we can all make an exception. Now let’s join together to point and laugh at his tiny little manhood.
Making Justin Bieber the face (and subsequently, crotch) of Calvin Klein underwear never made much sense to begin with.?Twelve year old girls have no need for men’s boxer shorts, so they didn’t hire him for his influence. His default face in photos makes it look like he’s trying to read a size 8 font from the other side of a dimly lit room, so wasn’t for his face. Finally, the un-retouched versions of the shoot make it pretty clear that he wasn’t hired for his body, seeing as they airbrushed his abs, pecs, crotch bulge, and even his pubes. Or lack thereof.