Every four years, we watch the most athletic, well-tuned individuals on earth go up and compete against each other. These are physically the best humanity has to offer, and they have trained sometimes for their whole lives to reach this pinnacle moment to showcase their greatness. In other words, they are unlike this generation’s basement dwellers who haven’t seen sunlight since the doctor pulled them out and said “it’s a boy!” They actually run, they leap, they fight and not just by pressing keys in World of VirginCraft.
Are you ready to go outside? Are you ready to meet real people and dive into real failure you can’t just hit the reset button from? Are you ready to put down the anime and meet a real life walking, talking girl that isn’t related by bloodline? Of course not, that’s why you’re on the internet right now! But there’s still hope! Do you think Brad Pitt ever checks Facebook?