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Rihanna Is Not Dating Ashton Kutcher, Stopping Advent Of World’s Most Ghoulish Couple

by Mof Gimmers

Did you hear the one about Rihanna being romantically linked to Ashton Kutcher? If you didn’t, you’ve not been reading hecklerspray and, frankly, we hate you for that. There has been reports that the two were knocking their uglies together though. A dreadful, honking notion, don’t you think? Well, it seems RiRi isn’t letting The [...]

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Will Ferrell Announces Anchorman 2, Which Is Great News For Thick People

by Mof Gimmers

Will Ferrell is one of the worst things ever to happen to anything. He’s up there with Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman and Robert Mugabe. And all of these people are mystifyingly popular with gawping idiots. Ferrell, presumably mugging in someone’s face and making farting noises right now, has a criminal record of tawdry comedy as [...]

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Demi Moore Understandably Devastated By Ashton Kutcher And Rihanna Having It Off With Each Other

by Mof Gimmers

In what universe is it okay to see Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna in a relationship? Just how did we smite thee god, to end up with such a repugnant pair, followed closely by a broken Demi Moore? This is what is happening according to reports and rumours. The vapid Kutch is rumoured to be having [...]

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Lindsay Lohan To Appear As Herself On Glee (Tragic)

by Mof Gimmers

After getting in trouble with her mental dad, God, drugs, the law and a jewellers, Lindsay Lohan has been doing her darnedest to get back into everyone’s good books. Then she nearly ran someone over in her Porsche. At some point in all this, she thought she’d have a crack at comedy, appearing on Saturday [...]

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Octomom Poses Nude For Cash, Which Is Just What We All Wanted

by Mof Gimmers

You remember Octomom right? She’s the woman who gave birth to FOURTEEN octopus babies. Calamarvelous! Of course, being such a gigantic freak show, the world’s press pounded her door day and night for a piece of the action. All the while, mucky pups inundated her with requests to get the chance to photograph her while [...]

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Michael Bay Renames Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Just To Wind You 30somethings Up Even More

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Bay has been tinkering with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles format as he bids to make a shiny new film about the four reptilian annoyances (okay, Donatello was okay, but the other three were dick-heads of the highest order). First he told us that they were going to be aliens, then he told us [...]

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Broke Ass Dennis Rodman Is Not Paying Child Support

by Mof Gimmers

Oh, Dennis Rodman – the Easter Island statue of the NBA and various reality TV shows. He’s not doing so well these days. In fact, he’s broke. He’s more broke than hecklerspray. People want dollars and pounds from Rodman because he had sex without a condom on. Yep, Dennis is being asked to pay more than [...]

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New Total Recall Trailer Has A Trailer All Of Its Own [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Have you seen Total Recall? Stupid isn’t it? The only good bits are the woman with 3 boobs, the robot taxi driver, Arnie’s woman disguise, the funny Krang-esque stomach face and Arnie pulling that massive thing out of his nose. Hang on. Total Recall is clearly brilliant. Going from apathetic to furious, the film is [...]

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Sinitta Worries About Cowell’s Intruder (While Thinking She’s The Only Person Who Should Be Breaking In And Acting Weird)

by Mof Gimmers

Sinitta wants Simon Cowell to move house after an intruder was found in his wardrobe covered in blood. Sinitta probably thought she was the only person who was allowed to be found hiding in his house, acting like a lunatic. The leaf-wearing maniac dated Simon in the ’80s and has remained his close friend ever [...]

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Alicia Silverstone Likes Spitting Into Her Child’s Mouth

by Mof Gimmers

She was made famous by a series of awful Aerosmith videos before starring in a terrible Batman film. Apart from that, Alicia Silverstone hasn’t done a great deal. Until now that is! Now, she’s all about regurgitating her food and spitting it into her child’s mouth! That’s right. Alicia is like some kind of seabird, [...]

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