Poor, gap-toothed Bobbi Kristina Brown has not had an easy life. Her mega-superstar mom died tragically and her dad is basically a shitbag (though he did sing “Candy Girl” so you can’t write him off completely).
Bobbi Kristina looks way more like her dad than her mom … which is truly unfortunate. People judge her just because she bangs her adopted brother. And, it bears repeating that there’s always that massive fucking gap in her teeth. Like I said, not an easy life.
Now 20 years old, she pops up in the news pretty regularly for maybe being pregnant, crashing a car, drinking too much, or fighting with and/or marrying a family member. At the moment, though, she’s getting press for something as seemingly innocuous as moving out of her Georgia apartment.
Sports fans quite often wear team jerseys to games to show their support. Some wave signs or even paint their faces in the colors of their favorite team. There are some fans, though, who are much more hard-core.
There’s hardly anyone on earth more awesome than Cyndi Lauper. Just look at her back in the 80s with that hair and the clothes pins all over. She’s like old school-Madonna’s quirky, unslutty little sister with a much better singing voice. She’s on The Goonies soundtrack, twice. And she basically rules.
Who knew that a little innocent muff-diving could lead to throat cancer? Well, it can, according to cancer survivor and oral sexpert, Michael Douglas. In an interview published yesterday by The Guardian, Dr. Michael explained that his life-threatening bout with cancer was not caused by a nasty habit like smoking, but by his selfless oral pleasuring of a female partner … specifically, eating out a chick with HPV.
Ke$ha’s ”Crazy Kids” video is set up for perfection: a catchy tune, the #1 crazy kid herself in booty shorts and gold teeth, a crowd of bearded chunkers dancing by a pool, and Will.I.Am’s disembodied, hologrammed head in an astronaut suit. 
Eva Longoria has been in the news a lot in the last week for two quite divergent, yet equally significant events. First, she gave the world a nice view of her muff at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. 
All things considered, Joe Francis is a real charmer. He first squirmed into the public eye in the late 90s as the founder of the illustrious Girls Gone Wild franchise, and he still pops up in the news periodically … usually for some shockingly assholish legal issue. 
The whole Angie-versus-Jen debate is tired to say the least, but the man behind the fantasy cat fight, Mr. Brad Pitt himself, has thrust it back in our faces with comments he made in a new interview in Esquire Magazine.
Sarah Silverman is definitely onto something with her description of the “Perfect Night” in her new music video spoof. Alternating between video vixen-sexpot and her characteristic quirky-dorky, Sarah claims that her perfect night would be to:
Last night’s Billboard Awards Show was pretty tedious … but, if you stuck with it, there were a few good moments here and there. Justin Bieber was booed by the audience and didn’t even cry. Nicki Minaj and her giant ass gave Lil’ Wayne a lap dance. Miguel literally cold-cocked a fan. The dude from A-Ha joined Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on-stage, and he hit that high note in “Take On Me” (lip synced it, actually, but whatever). And Prince proved that he still rules the school.
