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HecklerPlay: Listen To Zola Jesus’ New Album & Read These Words

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re a football fan, please don’t worry. This isn’t a similar situation that England fans found themselves in when they discovered John Barnes was performing a rap with defunct band New Order. Chelsea fans might have sensed an awkward situation with their former Italian striker Gianfranco shunning sport completely and getting creative in the [...]

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Cher Lloyd Wishes Tulisa Had Mentored Her Instead Of Cheryl Cole Who She Hates

by Matthew Laidlow

The hype that surrounds X Factor 2011 is starting to finally quieten down. Unless you live Stateside, in which case, we apologise. We’ve endured the taunts and teases about which judges would step in for Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Kylie Minogue’s sister. Louis Walsh’s alleged nightclub incident could’ve seen him judging from the cells. The [...]

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F1 2011 Game Trailer Released, Essential Purchase For Instant Boredom

by Matthew Laidlow

Computer games are brilliant aren’t they? Designed by humans who are scared of the outside world, they open us up to a world of possibilities. As a child, your imagination and a few cardboard boxes let you create mystical worlds that provided continuous adventure. Now electrical firms in Japan can do the same with a [...]

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Thom Yorke Continues His Quest To Destroy Electronic Music

by Matthew Laidlow

Radiohead are without doubt, the kings of bringing out albums without giving anyone any prior notice, making fools giddy to lap up cod-experimental rubbish. If Thom Yorke farted in a cup, it’s guaranteed that fans would snap-up overpriced limited edition copies on ten inch hemp vinyl. People dreaming of Yorke releasing solo material that sounds [...]

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Disney Rehash The Lion King In 3D For Stupid Film Goers

by Matthew Laidlow

If you happen to have the vaguest interest in films, then you’ll have realised that over the last few years, there’s been a couple of ongoing trends. Two scoops of ice-cream and a smidgen of sauce will cost you a week’s wage, whilst the films themselves have been rehashed to death. All sorts of fancy [...]

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Kelly Brook Finally Reveals That She Is Reptilian

by Matthew Laidlow

PETA, they’re a pesky bunch aren’t they? Whenever an opportunity arises, you know that one of their weak and feeble members will be around to call you nasty names. Such is their obsession with animal rights; they didn’t see The Human Centipede as a gross-out horror film, but as a powerful documentary showing man continuing [...]

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Harper Seven Beckham Is More Powerful Than You’ll Ever Be

by Matthew Laidlow

A dominant role in society is something that everybody craves. As you’re reading this, you’ll be imagining who the head honcho is in your boring office job, group of friends or members in the AA club. What kind of person becomes a leader? Is it the bloke who makes all sorts of hilarious wisecracks? Or [...]

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Michael Jackson In Bahrain Escape Plot If Found Guilty Of Fiddling With Knobs That Weren’t His

by Matthew Laidlow

The only people counting down the days to the Michael Jackson ‘Moonwalking For Justice’ manslaughter trial, are members of his immediate family and his slightly psychotic followers. Oh, how we look forward to seeing scores of Jackson fans with badly scrawled banners, candlelit shrines and people walking around in monkey costumes. And poor ol’ Dr. [...]

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HecklerPlay: Another Ace Singer Called Buddy

by Matthew Laidlow

Even though modern pop music seems to be full of artists who disappear after one album, to be replaced by another bunch of bright eyed stars, some artists have survived the test of time. Granted, they might not be making the sort of sound that the ‘yoof of today will be blasting from their poor [...]

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Apple’s iPhone 5 – Hecklerspray Has Exclusive Info!

by Matthew Laidlow

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That’s medical fact. But pieces of fruit doesn’t come complete with wireless signals, touch responsive features and slimmer looks than an anorexic model. Shout “Apple” in the middle of any shopping centres and fully grown men will fall to their knees, bowing to a picture of Steve [...]

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