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The Real Actors Who Should Play Steve Jobs In A Biopic

by Matthew Laidlow

Apple geeks around the world were united in grief last week when Apple announced that Steve Jobs had suffered a fatal 404 error and couldn’t be restarted. Whilst a replacement for Steve Jobs had already been secured so Apple can dominate the market with sleek and flashy products that’ll require a replacement six months later, [...]

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HecklerPlay: The Stranger Side Of Music Merchandise

by Matthew Laidlow

Picture the scene. You’re in a band and just finished recording an album that in your opinion might just bring every music fan to their knees, trembling in awestruck appreciation of what’s just entered their eardrums. The record company mightn’t however appreciate the effort which has cost thousands to record and produce. So another cash [...]

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Michael Jackson Set To Release The Ironically Titled “Immortal” Album

by Matthew Laidlow

They are lots of words to describe Michael Jackson. Depending on your relationship with him, then your opinion will certainly differ. Joe Jackson loved Michael with all his heart and whipping belt due to the money he raked in and owners of tacky shops loved his credit card. Fans who met Michael were touched in [...]

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Exclusive: Hecklerspray Has Access To Proposed Tory Policies That Won’t Make The Manchester Conference

by Matthew Laidlow

Politics, what a lot of cobblers. Full of posh and privately educated individuals, the humble person on the street has to work out what’s a lie, or just fabrication. Politicians have a long way to go before the general public appreciate them. Ever seen an MP sticker book? Only people who are liked get this [...]

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HecklerPlay: Illegal Downloading Vs The Music Industry Drags On And On

by Matthew Laidlow

Stealing singles or albums isn’t a new concept for the music industry. Ever since the days of the cassette, anyone listening to the Top 40 could bootleg tracks off the radio in varying degrees of quality. Unless you attempted to flog these DIY tapes down a car boot sale, you’d never be caught. For the [...]

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Holly Madison Insures Her Lady Lumps For $1 Million

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’ve ever been told to stop making a boob of yourself, then usually you’re doing something stupid like stirring a cup of coffee with your wang. Just us? Anyway, in the case of Holly Madison, if she didn’t have her busters, her income would dry up faster than a cream-cracker in the Mojave Desert. [...]

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Michael Jackson Concert Now Contains Fearne Cotton – It’s What He Would Have Wanted

by Matthew Laidlow

Over in America, Dr. Conrad Murray is being accused of administrating some mental sounding drugs into Michael Jackson and causing him to carry out his last boogie. However, it isn’t just the remaining members of the Jacksons that he has to prove his innocence to. The singer’s children also want answers and then, we have [...]

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Chris Brown Collapses For Love And Manages To Not Punch Anyone [Video]

by Matthew Laidlow

When Chris Brown was at school, we imagine that he was the kid who tried his best to do everything right, but always screwed up. But, as everyone knows, Brown discovered a talent he excels at over most people. Team Breezy, aka Deluded Lovers of Chris Brown will claim it’s the size of his love [...]

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Strewth! Crikey! Rebecca Black Gears Up For An Australian Tour

by Matthew Laidlow

Not a lot has ever really happened in Australia. Since that awkward event with Dorothy and the wizard who controls all of the inhabitants in Oz, there hasn’t been much to sing and dance about. Unless you count cracking open a warm tins of Fosters and being distrustful of the indigenous aboriginal folk, Australians have [...]

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Michael Jackson Jurors Selected In The Dr. Conrad Murray Moonwalking For Justice Trial

by Matthew Laidlow

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, roll up for what promises to be the greatest court case spectacle that the world has ever seen! In the UK, we only get hastily sketched drawings of court proceedings, sometimes making us think that cartoon characters actually carry out heinous crimes. But in America, good old fashioned [...]

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