Paris Hilton has seemingly been off the radar for ages. What she's been up to is anybody?s guess. After all, if you blow the dust off her CV, she can technically be classed as a ?designer,? ?actor,? ?singer,? and ?star of a very bored looking home nudey video.?
For someone who's so busy, it's remarkable how she finds time to do all of this stuff. It's almost like she gets people to create stuff for her, and then slap her own name on top. She can do that with clothing and perfume lines, but not music.
It looks like Paris Hilton has been back to the recording studio after the apparent success of her previous work. We all own ?Stars Are Blind? on 12? don't we? After taking a few years out from music, Paris is back and has given us the wonderfully titled ?Drunk Text.? How postmodern of her.