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HecklerPlay: And A Very Festive Dubstep Christmas To You

by Matthew Laidlow

Alongside all the presents and sherry we receive at this time of year, it’s also a time of year where we have to put up with a variety of seasonal music. Why we only get terrible holiday songs at Christmas is a mystery to us. Surely someone would have exploited the magic of Jesus rising [...]

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Justin Bieber’s Baby Haver Still Won’t Give Up Her Fight

by Matthew Laidlow

Spare a thought for Justin Bieber this Christmas won’t you? It’s not because he’s can’t reach high shelves and get to his presents early. Instead, he’s still got mentalist stalker Mariah Yeater claiming that he leaked some sperm inside of her and created a baby. Instead of this matter being kept private due to its [...]

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Prince Harry Gets Into A Right Royal Scuffle

by Matthew Laidlow

Being a prince must be one of the best things in the world. It must be almost as good as being Prince. You can literally do anything you want. Life is one long breeze and you can absolutely abuse the power bestowed upon you. All the time. You can probably have people killed. Sadly, Americans [...]

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Chantelle Houghton And Alex Reid Get Their Own Mind Numbing Reality TV Show

by Matthew Laidlow

Just think of a man who makes a career out of punching people. Now, think of WWF wrestlers, who are paid to pretend to punch people. Now think of someone who is paid to be repeatedly punched. Hi there Alex Reid! Of course, when he’s not in heels, Alex Reid gets battered in the realm [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Old Tat Sells For More Than It’s Worth

by Matthew Laidlow

If anybody tells you that car boot sales and charity shops are pointless, they clearly don’t know what they’re talking about. Nothing beats the wonders of rummaging through boxes on a cold early morning with a ropey £1 polystyrene cup of tea whilst searching for hidden gems. The high street charity shop is a haven [...]

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HecklerPlay: Want To Get Drunk? Then Listen To Loud Music

by Matthew Laidlow

Here at hecklerspray, we love nothing more than a good rumour. It keeps us on our toes, and because we’re just a bunch of immature morons, we’ll often add an extra layer to a story. Sadly, some stuff is fact. So horribly correct and true that we can’t run away from it. Anyone who attends [...]

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Dappy Slags Off X-Factor, Simon Cowell Must Be Quaking In His Expensive Shoes

by Matthew Laidlow

If you know someone who’s doing well, you’d be there for them, right? Always showering them with praise or offering words of encouragement when stuff goes a little bit pear-shaped. Anyone with a heart would anyway. But is everything we see even real? We’ll never know if the smiles and waves that were directed to [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris Starts Showbiz Young, Which Never Did Dad Any Harm

by Matthew Laidlow

They say that everyone deserves a second chance to learn from their mistakes. Or if you happen to have an ounce of intelligence, not copying the moves of those that led to their downfall. One of the greatest examples of cocking-up a childhood comes from no-other than the Jackson family. Whilst we were left marvelled [...]

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Little Mix And Tulisa Toast X Factor Success With A Kebab

by Matthew Laidlow

Hey you, quick, come out from behind the sofa. It’s all over, honest. After nearly four months, the auto-tuned X Factor singers won’t be making anymore feature length appearances on ITV to ruin your weekend. As we all know, Little Mix were voted as the winners. Or, it was all fixed by Simon Cowell for [...]

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HecklerPlay – Hecklerspray Sounds Of 2012

by Matthew Laidlow

While the end of year lists are still being published by various organisations, the BBC have already rubbed their publicly funded crystal ball to tell us what we’ll be listening to in 2012. Complied of supposed industry tastemakers (not us then), the list aims to tell us what new sounds will be creeping on to [...]

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