Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg and Other Odd Celebrity Couples

Whoopi Goldberg and Ted DansonIt’s easy to forget that Ted Danson once dated Whoopi Goldberg. Why? Because it was just so damn random, that’s why.

But they’re not the only odd celebrity pairing, not by far. We’ve rounded up just a few of the most bizarre celebrity couples in the history of celebrity-dom.

A Brief History of Donald Trump’s Unmitigated Anger

Donald Trump is mad

Last week, Donald Trump successfully sued Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin for defamation. Apparently, he didn’t appreciate her saying awful things about him. Which is ironic, because he’s basically made a second career out of saying awful things about people.

From Rosie O’Donnell to Martha Stewart, here’s a brief history of Donald Trump’s most ridiculous celebrity feuds, most of which were one-sided.

The ‘Jersey Shore’ Nightmare Is Finally Over

Snooki Loves Pickles Most people hate goodbyes. Except in the case of saying goodbye to ‘Jersey Shore.’ The show’s departure had the world applauding in unison. Although, I do find it odd that for having so many people hate it, it’s MTV’s most watched series ever.

At any rate, the cast members went out with a fist pump last night, and to the delight of many, this might just mark the beginning of never having to hear from these people again. Well, perhaps we shouldn’t get ahead of ourselves. We still have the Snooki & JWoww spinoff to contend with.

Kristen Stewart Refuses to Care What You Think of Her

Kristen Stewart doesn't give a shitIf she didn’t look impassive enough already, this week, Kristen Stewart reminded the world that she truly does not give a crap.

You can love her, you can hate her—she’s fine with either. As long as she’s getting paid to nervously fidget on camera, she’s cool with it, she says.

It’s been a while since Stewart’s cheating scandal was uncovered, but I guess some Twilight fans are still wounded. They took that shit harder than Robert Pattinson. And to them, Stewart has offered her half-hearted apologies.

The Most Ridiculous Christopher Walken Roles of All Time

Christopher Walken plays a cat in puss in bootsChristopher Walken proved his acting chops early on, especially with his role in The Deer Hunter. But since then, he’s made some questionable choices. And while those choices may not make great use of his acting abilities, the roles are still pretty entertaining.

From a Fatboy Slim video to playing a legendary cat, here are the most ridiculous Christopher Walken roles of all time.

David Arquette’s Knitting, Mike Tyson’s Pigeons & Other Weird Celebrity Hobbies

David Arquette KnittingOne of the perks of being rich is that you have a lot of time to yourself.

Time is money, as they say, and when you’re wealthy, your time is your own, and you’re free to do with it what you wish. A handful of celebrities have used that freedom to adopt some weird and/or just plain dumb hobbies.

We’ve rounded up a few of the most bizarre celebrity hobbies that we find amusing. Enjoy.

Super Cute Amanda Seyfried Gets Drunk, Raps And Wears a Frog Mask

Amanda Seyfried in a frog mask on EllenAmanda Seyfried is a gorgeous girl, there’s no doubt about that. And a little eccentricity is always alluring. But this week, Amanda Seyfried has confirmed something that I’ve kind of had a hunch about all along: she’s fuckin’ nuts.

While promoting the much hyped-up Les Miserables, Seyfried has managed to get drunk on Letterman and sing Tupac while wearing a frog mask on Ellen. And this was within the same week.

Another Week in Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Stupid Life

Lindsay Lohan used to be normalThis week was just like any other week, really. People went to work. Families had dinner. And some dramatic shit happened to Lindsay Lohan.

The world turns.

Within the same week, Lindsay Lohan 1) has had her probation revoked, making jail a very real possibility (kind of), and; 2) is set to have her storage unit auctioned off. Anyone need any stolen necklaces, blonde hair extensions or half-used bottles of bronzer?

Why Is LeAnn Rimes Still Relevant?

LeAnn Rimes Takes Lots of Pictures of HerselfRemember when LeAnn Rimes used to be a singer? A singer who did stuff? Yeah, whatever happened to that?

Within the past few years, LeAnn Rimes seems to have made headlines for Twitter feuds more than anything else. Musically, she’s faded into obscurity, yet somehow, the public is still interested in her enough to keep her relevant.

For the life of me, I can’t understand why.

From Beliebers to Twi-hards: Who Were the Most Delusional Fans of 2012?

Justin Bieber fans are pretty terribleThroughout the history of Justin Bieber’s professional existence, his fans have been undeniably insane and unbelievably delusional. They’ve cried. They’ve passed out. They’ve threatened to kill people. But 2012 also saw a surge in embarrassing fan behavior from the Twi-hard sect, with devotees bawling over Kristen Stewart’s cheating scandal.

This raises an interesting question: who in Hollywood had the most delusional fan base of the year? Let’s find out, shall we?