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Pippa Middleton’s Bum Not Safe From Paparazzi Scum

by Kris Silver

It must be hard being Pippa Middleton; trying to be a serious business woman and gallivanting around London, made all the more difficult because everyone knows you for being the one with the arse that stole your sister’s wedding day. Poor, poor Pippa. But a tabloid picture editor has come forward and announced that newspapers [...]

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Chinese Pirates To Bring Steve Jobs Back From The Dead

by Kris Silver

Guess what tech fans! Those Chinese tinkerers have made another copy of an Apple trademark that’s bound to cause a stir, if not entirely offend fanboys and turtle neck wearers everywhere. Having already found success with the SciPhone and a full sized replica Apple store, those crown princes of piracy, the Chinese, have now created [...]

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Top Trumps: The Donald Lays Claim To Gaga’s Career

by Kris Silver

Donald Trump is a man of many talents; he pioneered the modern day comb over, he discovered that President Obama was actually a Senegalese street cleaner called Babacar Ousamane, causing him to resign from the Presidency and is rumoured to have been the man who killed Kim Jong-il, with a Chuck Norris style roundhouse. But [...]

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Cyberbullying With Miley Cyrus, Kelly Osbourne and Khloe Kardashian

by Kris Silver

The internet can be a dark and cruel place full of cyber bullies hiding behind anonymous usernames and bastards like us, who are rewarded by the mainstream media for having blogs dedicated to slagging off celebrities. Ha! In fact, the internet is such a vile cesspool of hate that the stars have come out and [...]

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Justin Bieber Just Doesn’t Understand The World

by Kris Silver

Pint Sized Canadian Pop Prince, Justin Bieber, really is the gift that just keeps on giving. Fresh from “definitely” fathering a love child in a sweaty 30-second romp with a woman whose testimony is as reliable as that of Dr. Conrad Murray, Bieber has decided to, once again, showcase how empty the space between his [...]

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Nancy Dell’Olio To Get Her Bits Out & Ruin Playboy For Everyone

by Kris Silver

There’s nothing better than a nice antique leather chair to help you relax after a long day at work. Well, this theory may be put to the test with the announcement that Nancy Dell’Olio is to pose naked in an upcoming edition of everybody’s favourite spunk-rag, Playboy. The Strictly Come Dancing star is apparently really [...]

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Bieber’s Baby Is Back For Round 2

by Kris Silver

STOP THE PRESSES! The Bieber baby drama may not be quite as dead as we all thought. Jeffrey Leving, the lawyer representing Bieber’s baby momma, Mariah Yeater, has come out and said that the DNA test is still on! Meaning there’s still a chance that Justin really was bustin’ to get freaky with the single [...]

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Joey Barton In Battle Of “Wits” With TOWIE Cast

by Kris Silver

The battle of modern Britain’s intellectual heavyweights is underway on Twitter at the moment, as the cast of human zoo The Only Way is Essex are squaring off against QPR captain, and Mario Balotelli impersonator, Joey Barton. Joey took to Twitter earlier in the week to announce that he’d attended the launch party of the [...]

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Terrorist Plot To Destroy The Saturdays Is Thwarted By Its Lack Of Existence

by Kris Silver

DON’T PANIC EVERYONE! Frankie from The Saturdays has been found alive and well! Go back about your business. The World was left in a state of shock when The Saturdays pitched up on London’s Oxford Street to turn on the Christmas lights, only to find that Frankie (the one people know the name of) wasn’t [...]

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Alex Reid Reduced To Stripping For Cash

by Kris Silver

And just when we thought Alex Reid’s career couldn’t sink any lower… he announces that he’s due to tour the country and strip off in front of hundreds of people night after night. Fresh from getting engaged to, and talking about wanting babies with, fellow former Celebrity Big Brother alumna Chantelle Houghton, Alex has announced [...]

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