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Britney Spears Owes a Lot of Money for Questionable Standards of Legal Service

by Ian Dransfield

We all know what’s been happening with Britney Spears in recent times – the vast majority of her life seems to have adorned these very pages over the last couple of years. But no one seems to have put any real thought into how this has affected the girl on a financial level – yes, [...]

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Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis Pushed Harry Potter Back Eight Months

by Ian Dransfield

Daniel Radcliffe may well be the face of Harry Potter, but he’s already made great headway towards getting away from being pigeonholed. The way he went about this was to go on stage and get his penis out. It’s a classic technique, and one we’ve surely all practiced at some point in our lives. If [...]

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SLACKERJACK – TUMIKI Fighters

by Ian Dransfield

Katamari Damacy is great, and so are side-scrolling shooters. So what happens when you combine the two? TUMIKI Fighters, that’s what. You shoot things, they die, you try and catch destroyed enemies as they plummet off the screen, you get bigger, it’s fun. That’s about all the explanation we can offer, so instead – as [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Still a ‘Lady’, John Mayer Keeps Moths in His Wallet

by Ian Dransfield

John Mayer has, rather unsurprisingly, been using his breakup with Jennifer Aniston to get himself a nice big slice of publicity. It’s not that we didn’t expect him to go down that route, but it does still irritate when it actually happens. After all, he is still a dull nobody that would have faded into [...]

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Jared Leto Not Leto-ff With $30 Million Claim by Virgin

by Ian Dransfield

30 Seconds to Mars and their glorious leader Jared Leto had better check the back of their sofas for loose change. They may have to resort to begging, borrowing or even stealing to get through this one – being sued by Virgin Records for $30 million isn’t the kind of thing you can get by [...]

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Mike Myers is an Inglorious Bastard…And He Isn’t Funny

by Ian Dransfield

Mike Myers has gone from a childhood hero of hecklerspray to being one of the worst ‘comedians’ on this planet we call Earth. So what does any actor do when they realise their popularity is at an all-time low – even lower than it was when nobody even knew who Mike Myers was? That’s right [...]

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Avril Lavigne is ‘Too Sexy’ For Malaysia. Malaysia Has an Odd Definition of ‘Too Sexy’.

by Ian Dransfield

Avril Lavigne has been called many things – ‘an irritating little twit’, ‘a moody, half-arsed performer’ and even (cruelest of the cruel) ‘married to that fat-faced one from Sum 41′. What she seemingly has never been called though, is ‘too sexy’. Until now. Ahead of an upcoming tour around Asia, the youth wing of the [...]

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Tropic Thunder Beats The Dark Knight Thanks to Blacked-up Retards

by Ian Dransfield

Well it certainly took long enough but The Dark Knight has finally fallen, to the might of Tropic Thunder and its wall of controversy. While we all thought we would have to live in a world where no other films would ever get anywhere near The Dark Knight – a world where daily recitals of [...]

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SLACKERJACK – PMOG

by Ian Dransfield

Well colour us impressed, if this isn’t just a ruddy cool idea. PMOG – or Passively Multiplayer Online Game – is a browser based online multiplayer game, surprisingly. Using Firefox, which you should all have by now, you simply download a toolbar and play. Browse the internet, surf as you normally would, look at as [...]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Loses Weight: Integrity Follows Suit

by Ian Dransfield

Jennifer Love Hewitt was a blubbering wreck, on the verge of destroying her career by not weighing next-to-nothing. Fortunately, the girl saw sense and has shed that disgusting weight that was – both figuratively and literally – holding her down. Yes, friends, Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone and lost 18 pounds, after those photos appeared [...]

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