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Miley Cyrus to Host Massive Party: hecklerspray Trying to Get Guestlisted

by Ian Dransfield

You’d think we’d be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn’t stop us from doing it – especially not when she’s selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every [...]

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Gwen Stefani Fires Another Baby Into The Ever-Increasing Bag of Celebrity Babies

by Ian Dransfield

Gwen Stefani has gone and done what everyone else in the world of celeb-o-vision has been doing recently. Yes, she’s had a baby with that bloke from over here. You know, that one who used to be semi-famous for that one song his band did. Gavin… something. From Bush. Anyway, whoever he is and Gwen [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Naked War

by Ian Dransfield

When you traipse through the world of free gaming on the internets, you realise some things. One thing is that people will play anything: penguin launching, paper throwing, dog shuffling. Another is that the games are generally tripe, only good for a few minutes before you move on. One other thing is that sometimes you [...]

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Katy Perry’s Parents Aren’t Impressed, and Homosexuals Hate Her Too

by Ian Dransfield

Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don’t normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Last Time We Have to Say it: Nicole Out, Please.

by Ian Dransfield

Well, it’s the day of evictions once again and we can’t wait to see what reaction Nicole will get. Okay so technically she hasn’t been booted out yet, but if she doesn’t go then we won’t be happy and we’ll blame everyone in the country – nay – the world for letting us down. It [...]

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Matt Damon Has Another Kid: Hasn’t Sold it Out Yet

by Ian Dransfield

Matt Damon has gone and done that thing where he gets a woman pregnant and she shoots out his spawn a few months later. Had a kid – that’s the one. We even told you about the pregnancy, as we’re nice. This newest one brings his tally up to three of the little blighters, meaning [...]

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Gary Glitter Kicked Out of Everywhere: Forced to Come Back to the Open, Welcoming Arms of Britain

by Ian Dransfield

When will Gary Glitter realise that his punishment isn’t over? Yes, he served three years in a Vietnamese prison for molesting young girls, but when he eventually gets back to Britain – where seemingly everyone in South East Asia is trying to make him go – he’s not going to be able to sit back, [...]

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Jessica Simpson Drinks Beer to Make Her Smart, Which Explains a Lot.

by Ian Dransfield

Jessica Simpson is now marketing something that kills your braincells on the notion that it’s a ‘smart’ choice. The ironing is delicious. Though, let’s face it, probably intentional too. Yes, the girl that did some stuff once, apparently, is the new face of the Stampede Brewing Company‘s beer that’s supposed to be good for you, [...]

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Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian

by Ian Dransfield

Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world’s wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Five Minutes to Kill Yourself

by Ian Dransfield

Office work = boring. We all know this, yet loads of us still do it. But why bother, when you could just kill yourself? Well, maybe that’s a bit far, so instead why not just play the game Five Minutes to Kill Yourself? It manages to tick the right boxes – you work in an [...]

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