We feared this day would come and we tried to prepare for it, but it all seems so futile when presented with the horrible truth: Amy Winehouse is back in the UK.
We’re all to blame – the signs were thrust into our collective face – we were warned.
Recession? Warning. Global warming? Warning. Death of Michael Jackson? Warning. Idiotic fans of Twilight leaving semi-literate comments on hecklerspray? Warning.
We didn’t listen, we didn’t pay any attention, we let apathy win again and look where it’s left us – lumbered with that weird-looking sing-o-hag once more.
But wait – what’s this?!