Your eyes are not deceiving you. It’s true. Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, and Michael Fassbender are all set to star in a new Terrence Malick flick.
I haven’t seen Malick’s acclaimed film Tree of Life, but from the trailer I gathered that it was about a family and pretty light shining through trees. His new project doesn’t have a title yet, but it’s currently filming in Texas. It’s supposedly about intersecting love triangles or something, but the plot doesn’t matter. All that matters right now is that three of the hottest dudes in Hollywood are starring in this movie. That’s right, we’ve hit the stone cold fox trifecta; Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, and Michael Fassbender …all rolled into one.
While you attempt to assimilate this information, I’m going to give a quick run-down of why having these three fellas in one movie is recipe for a disaster; A delicious delicious disaster.