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Extreme DIY Makeover SOS: Home Edition: An Anthropological Study

One day I’d like to conduct an anthropological study into the differences between British and American cultures – really dig deep into the history and find out what makes us so different from our former colonial cousins. However, since I lack the necessary resources (patience, library card, air miles), I’ve decided just to sit in [...]

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16-Year-Old Justin Bieber To Write Lengthy Autobiography

by hecklerspray staff

According to recent reports, Canadian pop singyboy-sensation Justin Bieber is to release an autobiography this year. That’s 16-year-old Justin Bieber, offering a in-depth retrospective look at his life so far, all sixteen years of it. Mind you, Katie Price has an IQ of about 16 and she’s written enough books to fill a skip, even [...]

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Living The Dream, Eco Style

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How would you live the dream? Some would retire early, some would bring about world peace, others would breed a race of laser-eyed dragons that could destroy their enemies.

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Win A Load Of Staggering Mazda Thrills This Instant!

by hecklerspray staff

You there! Do you like ‘weekends’? Do you like ‘experiences’? Of course you do, you’re not weird or anything.

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Saving The Environment With The Vacheval

by hecklerspray staff

Bloody CO2, eh? If we were in charge of the world, we’d burn down everything that produced it. Everything. We hate CO2.

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The Top 21 Most Thrilling Movie Cars Of All Time

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Having a thrilling movie car can make even the worst films great.

It could have the worst script and acting in the world, but stick four wheels on it, an engine so powerful it can move you to tears and a nice paint job and you could be sitting on the next Citizen Kane.

That’s because everyone likes cars. They steal the show. Just think of all the films that could have been saved by simply putting a good car in them.

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Red Dead Redemption Review: Brain Dead Masturbation

by hecklerspray staff

I’m not a gamer. I’ll happily have an evening with a controller and a few beers, but when my thumbs start to blister and my eyes crust over, I rejoin the real world.

Having said that, I’m not lacking that manchildish streak that still gets pants wettingly excited at the prospect of being a cowboy/ pirate/ zombie/ space marine/ Elvis.

You only have to see the average stag do to see grown men, thanks to intoxication and a flimsy excuse, donning the likeness of their particular hero and having a jolly good prance about.

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Exciting! Project Natal Preview!

by hecklerspray staff

Project Natal is the revolutionary new controller-free gaming platform for Microsoft’s Xbox 360. Rather than having a physical controller in your hand, you become the controller as your movements are captured by camera in front of or on top of your TV and translated into on screen action. Hecklerspray was fortunate enough to be given [...]

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DVD Review: True Blood, Season 2

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Never mind all this tweeny-Twilight bollocks, True Blood is the occult for grown-ups. Being a fan (or should that be fang?) of all things vampire, True Blood was always going to be up my dark alley, but even I was surprised by how much I enjoyed season two. The vamps got better looking, there were [...]

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