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Watch The New Angels And Demons Trailer

by David Schwartz

OK, do you want the good news or the bad news about Angels and Demons? Well, the good news is that the prequel to Dan Brown‘s controversial book The Da Vinci Code actually looks pretty good. The bad news is that Tom Hanks has a reasonably normal haircut, which means we have to think of [...]

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Watch The New Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince Trailer

by David Schwartz

The new trailer for Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is out and, well, it’s pretty much like the last one we saw. Lots of shots of Voldemort as a young boy and Dumbledore looking like a slightly younger gay professor. But there are also some interesting bits of what appears to be the black [...]

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Top 21 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time

by David Schwartz

Nothing beat Saturday morning cartoons when you were growing up.

That feeling of waking up stupidly early so you could sit cross-legged and transfixed on the TV for hours on end is hard to beat.

Sure, as adults, we have sex, sleep-ins and cars to entertain us during the weekends – but are they really as good? OK, yes, they are, so we won’t labour the point.

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Watch The New Star Trek Trailer

by David Schwartz

There was a time when the thought of another Star Trek movie would have filled us with dread.

There is only so many times you can see William Shatner waddling around the set saving whales or whatever.

But, having just watched the new trailer of the upcoming Star Trek movie, we are actually quite looking forward to it. Well, as much as the cynical gits in this office can get excited about a movie. It looks quite, um, good.

Anyway, take a look yourself, and see what you think.

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Watch Trailer For Johnny Depp’s New Movie Public Enemies

by David Schwartz

No, before you get excited, it’s not Batman 3, but Michael Mann’s new movie Public Enemies. And Johnny Depp isn’t dressed in green lycra with question marks all over it, but is playing charismatic bank robber John Dillinger.

Predictably, Bale plays the FBI agent sent to hunt the Depp down, armed only with a jaunty hat and a ridiculous voice. And if the trailer is anything to go by, it should be good, but, fingers crossed, it won’t be the last time they work together.

Still, imagine if they had called it Pubic Enemies?

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Watch The New Last House On The Left Trailer

by David Schwartz

It must be the simplest job in the world being a Hollywood producer.

Need an idea for a new movie? Well, just take go into your loft and dust off any old video cassette tapes you have in there. You are sure to find some old relic to remake – just in case it wasn’t that good in the first place.

In fact, even if it was quite good – like Last House On The Left is – do it anyway.

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Top 16 Worst Oscar Moments

by David Schwartz

If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke you would be so right.

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Top 5 Oddest Ways Hollywood Stars Prepare For Oscars Night

by David Schwartz

It really is simply ridiculous the lengths that Hollywood actresses will go to impress on Oscars night.

A beautiful gown can only distract from the wrinkly face and bloated thighs for so long, which means Hollywood’s elite have to pull out all the stops in their search for physical perfection.

Of course, they will spend endless hours in the gym and getting poison injected into their faces in the build-up to the big night. But there are some actresses who are prepared to go that extra step.

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Top 20 Sopranos Moments (Spoilers)

by David Schwartz

We love The Sopranos – almost too much.

There was a time when we would have been happy to see out the rest of our days munching on Jaffa Cakes and watching the latest goings on from the Mafia’s second most dysfunctional crime family.

We loved it that much.

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Sport Video: Brazilian Maradona

by David Schwartz

Imagine Maradona playing for Brazil.

It may sound like the makings of a dream team for us, but, as this advert shows, it’s a nightmare for the man himself.

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