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Tyler Perry: Diary of a Mad Minstrel Show

August 17th, 2012 By Daniel Douglas

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Only in America could Tyler Perry, a talentless and middling playwright, act out his cross-dressing fetish in public to an endless train of wheelbarrows of money. His movies have grossed a combined half a billion dollars and his pair of televised mintrel shows are going strong on TBS.

It’s a true Horatio Alger story, going from unemployed and, apparently, homeless to a millionaire, cross-dressing star, director and writer of Step N Fetchit routines that are adored by a passionate and brain damaged fanbase and despised by everyone else. His case is among Hollywood’s most strange.

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Seth MacFarlane Will Ruin Hollywood

August 12th, 2012 By Daniel Douglas

Seth MacFarlaneCan someone, somewhere in this wretched universe explain to me how a movie where Mark Walberg and a talking bear drink, smoke weed and snort coke for 100 minutes can make over $200 million? Have we all lost our damn minds? If this isn’t a sad and sordid referendum of our cultural times I don’t know what is.

There’s no snobbery involved here. I happen to think you can make a pretty damn good movie with a talking animal – in fact I’d sign up for a movie with a talking wolverine or badger. And besides, I saw Ted’s previews. I knew what I was in for. But I still left the theatre bitter, hungover and feeling hopeless for the future of mainstream comedy.

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Attack of the Nerds – The Dark Knight’s Virgin Army

August 7th, 2012 By Daniel Douglas

If you head to the multiplex this weekend to catch a showing of The Dark Knight Rises, and leave disappointed, as I did, be sure to wait until you are in the safety of?your car, with doors locked and alarm activated before you start criticizing it.

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The Age of the Superhero Strippers

August 5th, 2012 By Daniel Douglas

scarlett johansson avengersI was watching The Avengers a couple weeks ago, after finding some free passes in the bottom of my mother`s purse, and it wasn’t until after Scarlett Johannson had rendered her 27th victim unconscious with an assortment of acrobatic kicks that I realized we are in the halcyon days of ass kicking females. I can’t decide whether this trend is a good or bad thing.

When done wrong, like in Barb Wire, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider(and it’s equally ridiculous sequel) and Resident Evil, I can’t think of another genre that annoys me as much. Seeing an emaciated heroine fell MMA fighters with one poorly thrown punch or handle and M60 without collapsing from the recoil doesn’t just take me out of a movie, it turns me downright surly. It`s just a movie and I should lighten up. I know. And it`s a fair point. Especially in a mindless action romp like The Avengers. I just wish I knew how to do it.

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