Ups and downs.
- Double firing (Alan Sugar gets turned on and impotently angry at Jim, so sacks Ellie and Vincent to satisfy himself)
- Bridesmaids – out 22nd June (watching a women in a wedding dress suffer diarrhoea is funny. No, it really is)
- Kristen Wiig (see above. Ironic considering the title of the movie, but she is marriage material)
- Brandy Alexander (you’ll look a pleb ordering this in Wetherspoons, so find somewhere without sticky floors and enjoy it in the corner)
- Stuntman Vic Armstrong has written a book about how great he is (scroll down to the Telly Savalas joke. It’s soooooo good)