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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 20 Nov, 2009 – 17:00 | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

The-Road-Movie-imageThe good and not so good.

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Creased:

  • The singing guy who rips our ears out before, during and after every episode of Scrubs on E4 (we’re not the only ones)
  • Jordan’s face (was never normal, but now she looks like Peter Weller, minus helmet, in Robocop)
  • Remember…
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 13 Nov, 2009 – 17:00 | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Modern-Warfare-2Digestives and Rich Teas.

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  • Modern Warfare 2: Price War (the supermarket battle royale)
  • Salt (reads kinda cack; looks kinda Bourne)
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles (revisit this classic, particularly the sweary rental car bit, and understand why Steve Martin is going to make a hilarious host at next year’s Oscar’s)
  • Dark nights (cosy…or cold, lonely and miserable. We’re going with cosy)
  • The Greggs (time to reconsider that application form maybe?)

Creased:

  • Queuing at midnight to buy Modern Warfare 2 (never has Shaun of the Dead been so vividly recreated in reality. Best to head home, we-thinks)
  • Too much of anything can you make you sick(thank you, Cheryl, you finally get it)
  • Spiced apple everything (candles, biscuits, shower gel, beer – you…
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 6 Nov, 2009 – 17:00 | One Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

AvatarTrailer-thumb-598x327-22629Cool uncle and embarrassing aunt.

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  • The Chase from Midnight Express – Club Version (very Berlin. Then again you could remix Giorgio Moroder’s alarm clock and make a decent track)
  • Films on the telly (why are they always more fun than putting on a DVD?)
  • Be miserable (doctor’s orders)
  • Donut Drake in Uncharted 2 (such a laugh climbing on the wrecked train and the pipes break)
  • New Avatar trailer (we can stop sweating, this actually looks pretty good now)

Creased:

  • Prince of Persia movie trailer (they’re thinking Pirates; they’re getting Hercules)
  • Fireworks… (do THIS. Not nice)
  • 50 Cent (officially plastic)
  • Greg James (the worst DJ Radio One has ever employed. And that’s saying something)
  • Hackers (why do they get such a cool nickname? Let’s call them bottom feeding…
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 30 Oct, 2009 – 17:01 | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

windows7whopper-lgRight and wrong.

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  • Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it)
  • Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers)
  • Burger King ‘Tub Burger’ (or ‘Windows 7’ according to the PR. Looks delicious)
  • Zombieland (shouldn’t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too)
  • Give in to Twitter (join late; you’ll be glad you did. What with this and Facebook, and even MySpace if you’re really bored, you need never work again)

Creased:

  • Pork Pie hat (don’t be tempted. Trust us, you can’t wear one. Only Popeye Doyle can)
  • TJ Hooker (Shatner as a police PT instructor? Even his stuntman doesn’t…
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 23 Oct, 2009 – 17:00 | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

BrendonStar Wars and Clone Wars.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 16 Oct, 2009 – 17:00 | No Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

Edge Of Darkness, David Lean, Damien Hirst, Leona Lewis, Robbie WilliamsThis week’s uppers and downers.

Folded:

  • Clothes on Film (cool site about clothes in movies. Goodness the editor is handsome)
  • Edge of Darkness (Gibbo’s back like it’s 1995)
  • David Lean in Close-Up with Jonathan Ross (BBC4, the only reason we pay a licence fee)
  • Champagne price drop: pour it on your cereal (by Christmas a bottle of Moët will cost £15, or thereabouts. Possibly)
  • Damien Hirst’s return to painting (critics say rubbish, so who cares what we think? It will irritate the hell out of people and that’s good enough for us)

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 9 Oct, 2009 – 17:00 | 2 Comments
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

2h69gnkCan and can’t do attitude.

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  • Rito a Los Angeles by Giuseppe De Luca (featured near the end of Ocean’s Twelve all those years ago. You’ll want to rob someone in a ridiculously stylised way when you hear it. Or maybe just buy the record. Buy the record, that’s best)
  • National Lampoon’s reboot (no, no, this is a terrible idea, but Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo are slated to appear and that’s movie news of the year)
  • ‘Holiday Roa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa oa oad!’ (on Five this week and last. See above)
  • Gamer (if you didn’t like Crank you won’t like this, but if you did you will. Savvy?)
  • Glee (not been…
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Friday, 2 Oct, 2009 – 17:00 | 3 Comments
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

dappy_300x300_crop_leHolidays and mini-breaks.

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Creased:

  • Cheapo post-it notes (if they don’t say ‘Post-It’ on the back and they cost £2.00 for 400 then they won’t stick to anything more challenging than a flat horizontal surface)
  • Dappy (one third of N-Dubz. The one…
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