The Sims 3? Bah.
It’s a video game, yeah. And video games are awesome – skull-explodingly, ‘boom-motherfucker-headshot’-yellingly, firebombing alien warlord palace excitingly, cacking-your-pants-when-the-Tank-runs-at-you in Left 4 Dead terrifyingly, utterly utterly brilliant.
When they’re good.
When they’re bad? They’re The Sims. The bleeding Sims. Ferchrissakes, Hecklerspray doesn’t want ORDINARY PEOPLE in our video games. We can see ordinary people when we go outside. And going outside scares us. So, so much.