For a fella who is so famously porky that he names himself after an unhealthy brick of assorted meat he’s managed to beat death a surprising number of times. Now, Meat Loaf has announced that he knows exactly when he’s going to kark it.
Mr Loaf’s premonition occurred pulled out of Loose Women.? Which if you think about, may explain why they are now loose. Fat-bloke-shagging-old-women jokes aside, Meat did fully intend on making an appearance on ITV’s menopause support group.? He was shown mucking about in the Green Room as the show opened.
He looked pale, sweaty and dancing badly with a banana on his head.? Which, banana aside is how he’s always looked.? Apart from when he’s has Edward Norton stuck in his cleavage.? Minutes later Pork Chop announced he was feeling unwell and would not be appearing on the show.? It has not been announced what was wrong, but we suspect being in close proximity to fruit caused a shock reaction of some kind.