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People Are Obsessed with Sandra Bullock’s Adopted Baby Now

by Amy Grindhouse

Angelina Jolie, Octomom and every other woman in Hollywood with children can breathe a sigh of relief. We’re all obsessed with Sandra Bullock’s adopted baby son, Louis Bardo Bullock. Apparently. At least that’s what we’ve just read in People magazine – so we’re assuming it’s true. After all these years, working long hours and such, [...]

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Kelly Osbourne is Spray Tanning Herself Out of Existence

by Amy Grindhouse

Kelly Osbourne is paler than the palest member of the Nicola Roberts fan club. We all know it, and we think it’s our second favourite thing about her – second only to her overwhelming conviction that purple rinses are a hit with people in their 20s. Kelly has upset a group of people – people [...]

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Brian McFadden Is Mildly Annoyed At His “Pig Face Mole” Ex-wife

by Amy Grindhouse

Brian McFadden is still alive, you may like to know. We just think it’s important we point that out – lest there be any alarm that we’re posting about that bloke you think is long-dead. To be clear, no, we aren’t wishing horrid things to happen to this chap. We just assume someone has popped [...]

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Katie Price Reminds Us: Babies Are a PR Gift That Keeps on Giving

by Amy Grindhouse

Well, to be clear, she didn’t actually remind us. As it were. She’d have to lift the protective order and speak to us, first. The mother of three suggested to us that getting knocked up, for the viewing pleasure of the British public, is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, heck. We’re all fingers [...]

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Heidi Montag Thought Back Scooping Surgery was a Great Idea

by Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag got a number of cosmetic procedures, for the purpose of selling magazine covers and also for ratings on her (recently cancelled) TV show. To be honest, it was a big waste of time. The reality star got most of the procedures just for the sake of keeping herself amused. You know, like when [...]

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Ultimo Didn’t Take The Peaches Geldof Heroin Allegations Too Well

by Amy Grindhouse

Peaches Geldof, the face of a well-known brand of underwear, got caught up in a nude pictures/ heroin/ cult scandal. You know, same old same old. We were pretty sure it would all blow over in a second or two. Oops, guess we were wrong. Big corporations do have a bothersome tendency to get all [...]

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Katie Holmes’ Womb Possibly Forced to Harbour a Baby Scientologist

by Amy Grindhouse

Katie Holmes’ womb is marginally more famous than she, so let’s examine it for a moment.

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Jennifer Aniston Didn’t Sign Up for a Tabloid “Soap Opera” – Sure, Jennifer

by Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Aniston is rather famous, rather fetching, and rather wealthy. All that is jolly nice, and we’re ruddy pleased for her that her life’s so smashing. She kind of wants the extent of your knowledge about her to end with that; the knowledge that she’s a pretty lady who stars in lovely movies with eligible, [...]

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Matt Damon Whines About Getting Brad Pitt’s Rejected Roles

by Amy Grindhouse

Matt Damon joins the legions of celebrities whining about problems that you wish you could have. For instance no one else in this world would be able to whine about getting Brad Pitt’s soggy leftovers, and get away with it. The actor, best known for movies that don’t suck a rusty bolt/ having the good [...]

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Kerry Katona Slings Out The Trash – Oh, And Mark Croft’s Old Stuff

by Amy Grindhouse

Kerry Katona has, for once, exercised something that resembles good judgement. Now, don’t go getting excited. In order to keep up with the rest of us marvels, she would pretty much have to get into a time machine and set about erasing the last ten years of her life. However, she has started 2010 off [...]

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