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SLACKERJACK – Pretty Pretty Bang Bang

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"I’m in the middle of a chain reaction," sang Diana Ross once, "You give me all the after midnight action." Then she started singing about cunnilingus, but that’s less relevant. The point is, Pretty Pretty Bang Bang is all about the chain reactions. You’re a little white ball. You blow up the red balls, which [...]

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Reality TV We Want To See: Celebrity Cold Turkey

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Given the recent airing on Channel Four of drug addicts being subjected to televised Cold Turkey, and the antics in The Sun of lottery winning super-chav Michael Carroll, we have been blessed with an idea for the show of 2006. hecklerspray presents to you Celebrity Cold Turkey. Boasting an array of our beloved stars that [...]

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hecklerspray Horoscopes – March 21-27

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Aquarius January 21st – February 19thCheap drugs not cutting it anymore? Still yearning for something more? Can’t quite squash that little voice inside that says ‘everything is shit’? Well, although it’s true that everything is indeed shit, find pleasure in small things, read more, do things you wouldn’t normally do. Be alive. If not, do [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Deal Or No Deal

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Depending on where you live, Deal Or No Deal is either a flashy prime-time gameshow with sexy models and zippy music, or a ploddy teatime programme with creepy Noel Edmonds off Telly Addicts. Regardless of where you live, though, Deal Or No Deal is a fantastically hokey show where a host basically tries to convince [...]

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Singles Reviews: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pink, The Strokes

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Yeah Yeah YeahsGold LionPolydorLet’s get one thing straight: the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (CDs) are hip. Achingly hip. ‘Drop the band name to get in with the cool kids’ hip. But, with Gold Lion, they’re now a great band too. The first single from the New Yorkers’ upcoming Show Your Bones album is a less frenetic [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Machs Dir Selbst

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We would consider ourselves to be easily frightened – after all, we once bought a Dario G single for a dare – but Machs Dir Selbst has, not to put a finer point on things, creeped the fuck out of us. For a start, Machs Dir Selbst is all in German, so we’re not entirely [...]

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Google Idol – Be Simon Cowell Right Now

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Shows like Pop Idol and X Factor and American Idol are OK, but they’re a bit old-fashioned. Sitting in front of a TV and paying to vote? Bleugh. And don’t even think about entering the competitions. The future to American Idol is here, and it looks like Google Idol. Google Idol is a sort of [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Nanaca Crash!!

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Ever since the glory days of Tanks, the angle/power distance game has proved to be a perennial favourite. But where are the angle/power games about riding a bike up a man’s bottom? That’s why you need Nanaca Crash!! in your life. On the surface Nanaca Crash!! is a game where you have to hit the [...]

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K-Fed To Become A Stripper

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K-Fed, the husband of the long-suffering Britney Spears, has unleashed a vicious and frightening threat on the world if his shitty album fails; the gimp-faced fool has only gone and said that if his record bombs – as it surely will – he’s set to become a stripper. Kevin Federline, whose PopoZao single is terrorising [...]

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SLACKERJACK – El Complo

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If there’s one thing that floats our boat here at hecklerspray it’s Grow Cube – but the problem with Grow Cube is that once you’ve completed it, you can’t ever play it again. So yay for El Complo! El Complo is the same as Grow Cube in that a) you have to place things on [...]

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