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hecklergigs – Nizlopi, Scala, 20/3/06

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Take an intimate venue like the Scala with a lovely band of two like Nizlopi and there’s bound to be a ‘too much love in this room’ kinda vibe – not in a cheesy clichéd way, but something far more real. As the night unfolds, we get all that and more in bucket loads. This [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Fame Game

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You read hecklerspray. From that, we can ascertain that you’re either a phenomenally clever celebrity connoisseur or a nutter who leaves us comments like "take it in your mouth, you and your poor woman." Either way, The Fame Game is for you. It’s devilishly easy thing to play – think a Blockbusters Gold Run just [...]

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Singles Reviews, The Streets, Prince, Morrissey…

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The StreetsWhen You Wasn’t Famous679A ‘fame, it’s a funny old game’ single set to a cod-reggae musical backing- hell, it even features Calypso – with a rhythm track curiously reminiscent of the Pet Shop Boys’ Se A Vide E? About as appealing as Sharon Osbourne’s rumoured teatime talk show, isn’t it? But, luckily, Mike Skinner’s [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Catch A Poo 2

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Here at hecklerspray, we’re probably the most highbrow set of people you’re ever likely to meet. However, at the stroke of four each day, our conversations turn from Baudelaire and Determinist Social Philosophy to everyone crowding around a screen to play Catch A Poo 2.Catch A Poo 2 is one of the most intensely disgusting [...]

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Liz Hurley Cheated On Hugh In ’92?

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It appears that the missing piece of the puzzle has been found in the ‘Why Liz Hurley forgave Hugh Grant after being gobbled by a prossie’ scandal back in 1995; Miss Hurley may have been guilty of a mucky little affair herself, prior to Hugh’s misdemeanour. Saving Private Ryan actor Tom Sizemore has boasted to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Hot Shot Business

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So every week you watch The Apprentice, but you know that you could never apply to go on the show because you’re not nearly as hateful enough as the contestants. Here’s the next best thing, then. Hot Shot Business is a Disney game (boo!) that’s a brilliant business simulator (yay!). It’s a simple enough game [...]

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Jordan’s Jugs To Get Bigger

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Glamour model Jordan, famous for her ridiculously large boobs, is to have yet another operation on her big ‘uns in an attempt to make them more pert after having two children. Jordan – real name Katie Price – is planning on titty job number five after a run in with those bitches Mother Nature and [...]

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South Park – Chef Gets Mauled To Death

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So last night saw The Return Of Chef!, the first episode in the new series of South Park. Not only that, it was the first new episode of South Park since Isaac Hayes decided not to be Chef any more. As you may have heard, Isaac Hayes may have left South Park because he hated [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Madness Interactive

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Sudoku is all well and good, but there are a few very obvious downsides to it. Like the fact that you’re stuck with a pen and not – say – a machinegun. And also, the numbers don’t explode in a fleshy mess when you write them down. Madness Interactive is the anti-Sudoku. It’s a common [...]

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James Blunt And The Great Royalties Arse-Up

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Singer/songwriter James Blunt has had royalties for six of the songs from his debut album Back To Bedlam suspended due to a dispute with a producer who claims he helped Blunt in his ascension from bloke no-one was paying attention to in the hope he’d go away, to the fully paid-up member of the Axis [...]

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