Well, it's official. We've all been wrong about Paris Hilton. She isn't the oversexed, wonky-eyed rumpy-pumpy punter we all though she was. In fact, Paris Hilton is really a shining example of innocence.
Paris Hilton recently told British GQ magazine that she's swearing off sex for the next year – and she's also made another fine admission; that she's only ever had sex with two men. Which our office calculator works out as a 50% actual sex/internet sex hit-rate, and for that Paris Hilton should be heartily congratulated.