What do celebrities like? Drugs. What else do they like? Money and lots of it. Okay, what else? Attention. Okay, apart from drugs, money and attention, what else do they like? No? They like having affairs, stupid. And a 23-year-old woman is accusing the weird hairlined Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his oddly framed wife, … Continue reading Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Mistress’ Gets Herself A Lawyer, Which Is Good News