You know how Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are totally getting a divorce? They are. Not that we’ve actually spoken to either of them because, regrettably, they’ve stopped taking our calls. But they are. They definitely, definitely are. Allegedly. (Definitely). Why? Well, any marriage that tries to fix itself with Kabbalah deserves to fail. In … Continue reading Ashton Kutcher Had Unprotected Sex With Sara Leal. Just Think About That.