Comments on: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Last A Whole Year, Get Engaged

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:21:18 +0000

*nods*
It does have a ring to it.
I was going to mention guitarst etc, but that would have just been pedantic after the first 3.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:32:25 +0000

actually i think i like it better as “WETE PENTZ”

By: gir

gir — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:05:00 +0000

You forgot “GUITARST” and “reaserch” and, most tellingly, “PENTZ WETE”

but everything i post is completely serious

By: euclid

euclid — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:21:54 +0000

Note to RobDel –

I tried making points in these posts, but it was boring
and made Maurice mad, so now i just make poings
which are kind of like points but a little lighter, springier
and more entertaininging. Oh, what’s the poing.

By: euclid

euclid — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:18:15 +0000

OMG-YOU HATERZ!!! FIRST DO-BOY GETS TUCKED THEN
YOU ARE SOOO TOTALLY CRULE ABOUT THES REALLY TALENTED
AND ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS FAMAOUS
THEN YOU AND RICHER SO STOPPING RITING THIS HATERZ AND
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING NICE WHY DON”T YOU!!!

and why did you drown the puppies, Plato?

By: mst3kster

mst3kster — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:15:18 +0000

What a spectacular and romantic wedding it will be, with Ashlee lip syncing her vows and all…

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:13:51 +0000

Man, gir just proved my point. “abssist”? “poing”? “sruprised”?

FEEL THE RAGE!

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:12:36 +0000

You are SO going to get inundated with badly spelled, eyeliner stained, emo hate mail. With caps lock on. About how you don’t understand.

He’s the bassist, BTW. Technically still a guitarist, I suppose, but just for the sake of accuracy

By: gir

gir — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:04:35 +0000

Leave it to hecklerspray to not do their reaserch; as if anyone is sruprised at this poing:

PENTZ WETE IS THE ABSSIST FOR FALL OUT BOY NOT GUITARST!!!

also hes less of a bassist than a walking, talking, shitty-lyrics-writing sellout machine, who is really stoked to be collaborating with Nordstroms