There’s something about those guys from Saturday Night Live. First, Colin Jost nabs A-List hottie Scarlett Johannson, and now Pete Davidson is dating Ariana Grande. While Colin and Scarlett actually make sense to me, Ariana and Pete are like a whole world of random.
Ariana officially broke up with Mac Miller last month apparently because he had become pretty toxic, and a few weeks later her and Pete are all up in each other’s social media like a couple of middle schoolers and I’m all like whaaaaaaaat?
At first, these two were subtle, just constantly liking and commenting on each other’s shit. Then they started posting pics that HINTED they were at the same place/same time. Then, yesterday, Ariana took it next level and posted this:
I find this coupling super weird because Ariana Grande seems like the type of person Pete Davidson would hate. She’s always come off as an asshole Princess brat and he’s like this neurotic, self-deprecating, mentally illest kind of guy (mentallyillest is my Instagram handle so don’t even come for me). Back when he was dating Larry David’s daughter, I was like “Yes, that makes sense”, but Ariana? I mean, maybe there’s a side to Ari I don’t know. I have to assume there is given that I literally do not know her as a person in the fucking slightest.
Not knowing her at all aside, I can actually say for sure that Ariana Grande is the type of bitch that cannot be single. In the past like 5 years she has always had a new serious boyfriend within two weeks of breaking up with her previous serious boyfriend. Her and Big Sean were broken up like 10 minutes when she started dating her back up dancer. She was off the dancer’s dick like a second before she was on Mac Miller’s. She was legit Pete Davidson’s girlfriend before she’d hit send on the break-up text to Mac. Home girl needs to calm down. Or not. I mean, whatever, I don’t care. Get all the boyfriends you want. It’s 2018.