Is pretentious, existential douche bag Jaden Smith actually dating rapper Tyler, the Creator, or is he just being an exhausting, new-age Shia LaBeouf who things being Queer is very very in right now so he might as well hop on the train? That is the question that this blog asks.
Ever since Jaden Smith broke up with actress Odessa Adlon, he’s been insisting that Tyler, the Creator is his boyfriend, which is getting a little annoying, since I really think he’s completely full of shit.
Tyler, the Creator is actually gay, and has rapped about kissing dudes and shit in the past. Jaden Smith famously dates privileged, rich white girls who think they’re really edgy and unique and hip. See 2013 Kylie Jenner, Sarah Snyder, and Odessa Aldon:
As you can clearly see, Tyler, The Creator, doesn’t fit the bill of “skinny, privileged, rich, hipster white chick”, sooooooo I really don’t feel like he’s Jaden’s type. Like if Jaden said he was bisexual and Timothee Chalamet was his boyfriend I’d be like “weird flex, but ok.”
Jaden said during a concert recently:
Tyler doesn’t wanna say, but Tyler is my muthafuckin’ boyfriend, and he’s been my muthafuckin’ boyfriend my whole fuckin’ life. Tyler, the Creator is my fuckin’ boyfriend! It’s true.
He then went on to say in a radio show:
I recently said that Tyler, the Creator is my boyfriend and that’s true, just so you know.
Mhmmm, ok. You can go ahead and say that, Jaden. But still, I’m not really buying it. Show me a video of Jaden and Tyler going to a nice bed and breakfast in Vermont and spending the holidays with his parents, then making sweet love to Boys II Men and MAYBE, just MAYBE I’ll believe they’re a new couple.