Cara Delevingne might be dating one of the blond chicks from Pretty Little Liars. I’m referring to Ashley Benson, since the other blond chick actually just married a dude. And by dating, I mean attended Kylie Jenner’s birthday party together and were then seen kissing at an airport.
I phrased the title of this blog as a question, because being seen kissing at the airport doesn’t really mean they’re dating, especially since Cara Delevingne literally makes out with every semi famous chick out there.
Also, in case you haven’t guessed by now, this is a total bait and switch.
Whether or not Cara and Ashley are dating is completely irrelevant to me, and I’m actually here to talk about Cara’s stupid braid situation in the “airport kissing” pictures.
Cara Delevingne looks like the love child of an evil, twink Peter Pan and Kathleen Turner. The only reason evil, twink Peter Pan even fucked Kathleen was because he was on the bad shit and thought she was a drag queen. Cara is also super white and rich and British. I don’t know what part of her identity as a white, rich, British, lesbian, model, offspring of evil twink Pan and drag Kathleen Turner made her think she could pull of corn rows, but apparently she thought this was an ok look to be seen in public with.
Cara looks like every single tomboy-ish 12-year-old white girl who goes to an all-inclusive resort with her parents and gets a black woman to cornrow her hair for the sick picture she’s going to take holding a parrot.
I do not give a shit about this girls’ sexuality, but I haven’t been here for a single fucking hair choice she’s made in a year. Cara, honey, you can make out with whoever you want, but please never wear cornrows again. K thanks.