Most people's experiences of university involve drinking rubbishy beer that gives you diarrhea and falling asleep while a dreary bloke tells you about Marxism. How we wished we went to Appalachian State University instead.

You see, Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT. In fact, Appalachian State University is so HOT HOT HOT that they wrote a song about it, entitled – that's right – Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT. And it's possibly the catchiest thing we ever done heard. "Hot hot hot," it goes, "Hot hot hot. Appalachian State University is hot hot hot." And, just to make people want to go to Appalachian State University even more than they already do, the song is accompanied by a video so stunningly original that when a saxophone is played, you get to see a man playing the saxophone, while slowly rotating like a pig on a spit. And when there's some soulful ad-libbing near the end, you get to see a picture of a black man. Any black man.

We're quitting this blogging lark, so we can enroll at Appalachian State University, because Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT.

Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT video – via BoingBoing