Any Dream Will Do Betting Odds: Keith Jack & Lee Mack
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May 18th, 2007 at 10:30 by Stuart Heritage
We've never been gladder to see a Friday roll around - it means that after today we won't have to do any more of these godawful Any Dream Will Do betting odds, and not a moment too soon.
Next week we're going to start on some preemptive Big Brother betting odds. Yes, that means we'll be effectively offering betting odds on a show that hasn't even started yet - but after looking at a show as useless as Any Dream Will Do, we've decided that running betting odds on how many shards of frozen animal turd we can jab into our eyes in 60 seconds would be better than looking at Any Dream Will Do for even a second longer than we have to. We don't even care who wins Any Dream Will Do - we're just pleased we won't have to think about any more. Apart from this next bit, obviously.
Here are the Any Dream Will Do betting odds for Keith Jack and Lee Mead, with help from Paddy Power…
Keith Jack - Keith Jack is a greedy bastard; he's got two first names, just like George Michael and Barry Jonathan. But as well as having too many names, Keith Jack is also in possession of too many teeth - a disability that has somehow pushed him into the hearts of the Any Dream Will Do viewers, who seem to think that he's the second-favourite to win the show. And, let's be fair, we can see why - in a pool of constantly-weeping wannabe actors, Keith Jack is a relatively humble Scottish customer assistant at a supermarket who likes nothing more than to teach his wee cousin guitar. Now, we aren't sure what a 'wee cousin' is but we expect it's a slightly dirty version of a blood brother. Anyway, on Any Dream Will Do Keith Jack has won everyone over, earning plaudits like 'perfection' and 'sizzler' whatever that means. We haven't really been watching Any Dream Will Do but we assume that one week Keith Jack must have done a song by the Jamaican dancehall star Sizzla - possibly Babylon A Use Dem Brain or Blaze Up Di Chalwa. Current Any Dream Will Do betting odds - 15/8
Lee Mead - Without a shadow of a doubt, Lee Mead is the most accomplished Any Dream Will Do hopeful. He's understudied in big productions - and not for witless tosspots like Adam Rickett either - plus he's had small roles on BBC dramas and, somewhat unfairly, has been in a touring version of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. But most impressively of all, Lee Mead danced in the video to It's Raining Men by Geri Halliwell. Who knows what valuable tips Lee will have picked up from working with someone as prolifically talented as Geri Halliwell? Possibly talking only about himself, getting dangerously skinny and possessing a weird self-belief that acts as a natural repellent for any kind of human relationship, we expect. Anyway, as the favourite to win Any Dream Will Do, Lee Mead is - in effect - the Leona Lewis of the show. Oh, you remember who Leona Lewis was, surely. Current Any Dream Will Do betting odds - 5/6
Next week - let the Big Brother betting odds onslaught commence. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Any Dream Will Do betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
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May 26th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
I think you are so wrong about keith jack. 4 starters who cares about teath when you have a voice like his he is truly AMAZING and i think he is very goodlooking! im going to be voiting for KEITH JACK all the way through because he deserves to be joeseph unlike LEE the only reason hes getting so far is because people feal sorry for him.hes ment to be a prafesional singer but i think if some one who can work in tescoes and have sutch amazing talent like keith who cares about a prefesional singer its all a load of rubbish!
May 27th, 2007 at 6:11 am
This statement clearly coming from a meer morsel with no talent!!!!!!
June 7th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Hannah, you are talking out of your a**!
June 12th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I agree with Hannah on this one, if you havent watched the show then you cannot accuse Keith of so many horrible
things he has a voice of an angel and he should of won the competition. These competitions get stupid now
they are looking for new talent but yet they let Lee in who has done all of these things and also he was Pharoah in
Joseph and the Technicolour dream coat i would class that as one of the leads. He told a story that dragged
everybody in and said that he gave up so much for the show well boo hoo hoo thats kinda the point. Keith gave up his
college degree and also his job but you dont see him using that as a leway into getting the part do you.
He was a great looser because he didnt cry or look angry and he has a gr8 future ahead of him i was quite annoyed
that they just pushed Keith to the side actually when Lee won it was not very professional. I think Keith has got an
amazing future ahead of him and i will see him when he gets the lime light he is amazing and as Hannah said he is actual
very cute i voted for him from the start for a 19 year old lad to open his mouth and that gorgeous singing voice comes out
well he gave me goose bumps everytime i watched him especially Starlight express and Bitter Sweet Symphony.
Starlight express would be the ideal one for Keith Go Keith you are amazing and people should not be so shallow about his
looks its not about looks its about the singing. I asked for my money back for the tickets i bought to see Joseph as i didnt
want to watch Lee as I think he was flat and not the strongest contender that night, Lewis was better!
June 13th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
I agree with you totally Sheri and Hannah!!!
I will definately be going to see him sing WHEN he is on stage, my whole body tingles everytime he opens his mouth.
March 8th, 2008 at 4:24 am
as for lee mead he had a head start hes a pro who has not got as much talent as keith. lees voice is flat compared to keiths.
lees had training and been in west end shows and before any dream will do he was understudy in phantom! if thats not cheating i dont no what is! keith comes from tescos he hasnt had the many yrs of experience meady has but can still out preform him! even tho keiths not joseph hell make it big! bigger then lee thats for sure!
(at leasy keiths names right ye didnt even no lees last name)
May 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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