Any Dream Will Do Betting Odds: Daniel Boys

If you ever wondered why the youth of today are such a bunch of binge-drinking happy slappers who can somehow manage to break bottles over other people's heads and projectile vomit at policemen at the same time, just look at Saturday night TV.

If they stay in, what have they got to enjoy? A cruddy reality TV show about Grease or a cruddy reality TV show about Joseph And His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat that's so bad it makes us want to go and live in an igloo. Anyway, for want of anything better to do, we're running a bunch of Any Dream Will Do betting odds. We clearly can't stand Any Dream Will Do, but all the betting odds are from Paddy Power so they're completely accurate. That means - if you inexplicably like Any Dream Will Do - you can still place a bet on it despite our abuse. And then, after you've done that, you can go to the brain hospital to get treatment for being such a musical-based reality TV show-loving weirdo.

Here are the Any Dream Will Do betting odds for some poor fool named Daniel Boys, with help from Paddy Power…

Daniel Boys - Daniel Boys typifies the sort of person who applied to be on Any Dream Will Do - he's a jobbing theatre actor whose career highlight so far seems to have been getting the job of Adam Rickett's understudy in Rent. Now call us naive, but when Andrew Lloyd Webber was sitting in his mansion planning Any Dream Will Do, he was probably wasn't looking to fill the role of Joseph with a man even worse at acting and singing than Adam pissing Rickett. But, let's give Daniel Boys some credit - of all the Any Dream Will Do hopefuls, he's certainly the most 'musical theatre' - by which we mean he fills every syllable of every song he sings with so much insincere over-emoting that it's all the average viewer can do not to crawl over to the TV and slap the screen repeatedly like it was a naughty boy. And by 'average viewer' we mean 'us'. We slap TV screens. Happy now? Current Any Dream Will Do betting odds - 5/1 

Tomorrow - Any Dream Will Do betting odds for Keith Jack AND Lee Mead. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Any Dream Will Do betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.