It's another one of those weird weeks where Eurovision has ended and Big Brother isn't quite with us, which leaves us in a bit of a hole betting-wise. That's why, for on week only, hecklerspray has decided to bite the bullet and give betting odds on the worst show on TV.
That's Any Dream Will Do, by the way. For the blissfully unaware, Any Dream Will Do is the follow-up show to Andrew Lloyd Webber's How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? (Answer – with a titting gun). In Any Dream Will Do, all manner of weepy-eyed bell-ends sing songs at Denise Van Outen in the hope that they'll be picked to play the lead in a wholly unnecessary new run of Joseph And His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. Without question, we hate Any Dream Will Do more than any other television show that's on at the moment, and we haven't really been watching it – but there's nothing else to do betting odds on, so here it is. We treat you so good.
Let's start this week of misery with the Any Dream Will Do betting odds for someone called Craig Chambers, with betting odds provided by Paddy Power…
Craig Chambers – Now we can't make it clear enough that we've only watched Any Dream Will Do once, under duress, and most of the singing was drowned out by the sound of us bawling increasingly obscene swearwords at such a terrific volume that a parrot three doors down heard us and started chanting the c word like a sailor. But despite all this, even we managed to realise that Craig Chambers doesn't stand a hope in hell of winning Any Dream Will Do. A failed member of a boyband, Craig Chambers has all the talent, sex appeal and personality of a dirty nappy, and it shows. Craig Chambers is the out and out outsider to win Any Dream Will Do, so perversely we want him to win, because then the show will be a failure, Andrew Lloyd Webber will look stupid and our lives will become 0.5% happier. It's worth it. Current Any Dream Will Do betting odds – 33/1
Tomorrow – betting odds for someone named Lewis Bradley. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Any Dream Will Do betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Gilbert Wham says
Jesus christ, are there no water droplets running down the window you could bet on instead? Don’t tell me it’s sunny where you are? It’s bloody grim up north.
Carmela says
he doesnt need a dream coat. his face is technicolour enough
Soph says
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