Right, this is the official halfway point of our Any Dream Will Do betting odds rundown, and it hasn’t come soon enough – the knowledge that there are still two days left of this nonsense has given us a near-terminal panic attack, so lord knows how you’re coping.

It’s not us, is it? We’re not alone in disliking Any Dream Will Do, are? We can’t be the only people who think that spending a Saturday evening in watching a gaggle of sob-faced dramaschool wheezebuckets emote the hits of Daniel Bedingfield at Andrew Lloyd Webber – who’s sitting in a bastard throne – is a less enjoyable pursuit than smearing yourself with elephant shit, downing shots of E.Coli and letting Judy Finnegan give you a chainsaw pedicure. Can we? Can we?

Anyway, here are today’s Any Dream Will Do betting odds for Ben Ellis, with help from Paddy Power…

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