Americans seem to love those cowboy?country?men. You know the ones?who politely love the ladies, fondle tractors?and sometimes kiss each other while pretending to look after cattle up a mountain, almost as much as they love their slightly mental divas who can run up and down a scale at precisely the same speed as Justin Bieber’s first attempt at intercourse with another person.
So it made TOTAL sense when they?decided to get some bloke hecklerspray hasn’t made fun of until now – Blake Shelton and the ever expanding Christina ‘make mine a double please’ Aguilera together in the same room to become part of the coaching panel on a new reality singing show called ‘ The Voice’.
We can hardly wait.
Until approx 7 mins ago we didn’t know or give a rat’s ass who Blake Shelton was but in case you care, he sings country songs, wins awards for singing country songs and probably hasn’t done anything remotely evil in his entire life.
Also on the panel are dress destroying Cee-Lo Green and Adam Lavine from Maroon 5 who makes us even less excited than ‘thingy’ Shelton.
34 year old Blake Carrington joked:
“I’m not sure ‘The Voice’ knows what they signed on for by bringing me on the show”
We’re not entirely sure either. Maybe to make that Maroon 5 bloke look slightly more dangerous or so the country music loving fans don’t bring their pitchforks to the studio and start line dancing in protest.
The show?starts on the 26th April and the four judges will select the contestants based on blind auditions.
Yes, that’s right – NO TITS WILL BE USED TO WIN FAVOUR WITH THE MALE JUDGES.
So no doubt we’ll be left watching a group of people who can hold a tune but who all look like Rocky Dennis from Mask.
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Jenn says
Awwww your calling Adam gay?? How clever are you??? I love when people want to insult someone and they have nothing to actually insult him on they call them gay. Id bet if you asked him the last time he checked his SI swimsuit model girlfriend didnt have a penis.. just a guess..