In her time, a hug on a bed from Anna Nicole Smith would probably be something to boast about; less so later on, obviously, thanks to all the off-putting weirdness – and not at all now because she’s been embalmed and that’d mean being hugged by a ghost.
But a bed hug from Anna Nicole Smith shouldn’t be taken lightly – especially when you’re the immigration minister in charge of Anna Nicole Smith’s Bahamian residency application and someone has just taken a picture of you receiving it. Because then you’d have to resign. Like Shane Gibson, who all that stuff happened to not so long ago.
Being one of the men in Anna Nicole Nicole Smith’s life must have been hard. Those men included J Howard Marshall, who married Anna Nicole Smith and died; Daniel Smith, who had Anna Nicole Smith as a Mum and then died; Howard Stern, who fake-married Anna Nicole Smith and claims he fathered her daughter; and Larry Birkhead, who most people seem to want to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter purely for the fact that he isn’t Howard Stern. Oh, and every other man alive.
And now we can add one more name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith’s men – Bahamas Immigration Minister Shane Gibson. Kind of. Way back before all the death and paternity and body-fight shenanigans started kicking off, Anna Nicole Smith’s biggest worry was her home in the Bahamas. For a while last year it looked as if Anna Nicole Smith was going to lose her status as a resident of the Bahamas. But this all went away pretty quickly, and critics of the residency are saying this has much to do with Anna Nicole Smith’s close friendship with Shane Gibson, who’s just resigned over the matter, as Reuters reports:
Bahamas Immigration Minister Shane Gibson has resigned amid fallout over his involvement with Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy Playmate and billionaire’s widow who died earlier this month. Gibson announced his resignation late on Sunday on state television and radio but denied any wrongdoing or romantic link to Smith, saying he had made the decision for the well-being of his family. "My entire family have suffered enough. For far too long they have had to listen to one lie after another. It can only get worse," he said.
And to make matters worse, a photo was also leaked of Shane Gibson and Anna Nicole Smith hugging on a bed shortly after Anna Nicole died. The photo wasn’t taken shortly after Anna Nicole Smith died, you understand. That’d be weird.
Higher levels of the Bahamas government have expressed shock and sadness over the resignation of Shane Gibson. Not because his integrity was compromised by his friendship with Anna Nicole Smith, but because – to quote one minister – "Urrrrrr… he hugged Anna Nicole Smith! He’s probably got fleas times infinity off her (if destroyed still true)."
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Nial says
HOLY SHIT! What’s with that picture??